(Start on the Isle of Tims. LEO and EMMA are sitting in the cyan flower patch. BALAN stands nearby. There is a white Tim in LEO's lap.)
Balan-Come on, children. It's time to move on to the next door.
(LEO holds out a cyan drop to the Tim.)
Leo-Are you sure you don't want a snack?
(The Tim eats the drop. It turns cyan.)
Leo-There. That's a good boy, Allen.
(He pats the Tim on the head.)
Emma-Did you just call it Allen?
Balan-I'm glad you're enjoying your break, but we really need to go.
Leo-Yeah. I'm naming them after all the famous Tims. There's Allen, Burton, Curry, Duncan, McGraw, Tebow, the enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I've been calling him Monty for short. Maybe once I run out of Tims, I should start using regular names.
Balan-We really have no time to lose. It's time to go!
Emma-You're actually serious about this? You're naming all the Tims?
Leo-Of course I am. They're little friends.
(He kisses the Tim on the head.)
Balan-Guys.
(LEO and EMMA look up at him.)
Emma-Oh. Sorry. I didn't see you there.
Balan-Door number 12. Now.
Leo-Sheesh, okay.
(They get up and walk to door number 12, which has a trash can out front.)
Emma-What's the rush?
Balan-I ditched Bruce during our teatime a month ago, and I think it's time I apologized to him.
Emma-A month ago?
Balan-Let's make this quick, shall we?
(They walk through the door. Opening theme. LEO, EMMA, and BALAN are standing on a square platform covered in grass.)
Balan-Honestly, I don't care about a heart piece. He's so new, he probably doesn't even have a heart tree. If we can just find Bruce himself, my sins will be absolved.
(EMMA summons the changing curtain. She changes into the Frost Fairy costume. Then she finds the Air Unicorn costume.)
Emma-Hey, Leo.
(LEO sees the Air Unicorn.)
Leo-No way. The last time you picked a costume for me, I became Box Fox.
(Cut to a little bit later. They are standing on a stone platform floating towards a large building. LEO is wearing the Air Unicorn costume.)
Leo-Thank you for flying Air Unicorn.
Emma-Imagine if this costume were actually called Air Unicorn, and it had the exact same powers as Air Cat except, like, it's a unicorn.
Balan-Yeah, about that...
(They reach the entrance to the building. There is a costume diamond to the left.)
Emma-Hey, what's that?
(BALAN hands her a key. She puts it in the diamond. She is now wearing the Vacuum Blaster costume. LEO begins laughing hysterically.)
Emma-Shouldn't have asked.
Balan-That's the Vacuum Blaster costume. You can vacuum up items and enemies. Then shoot out anything that's been sucked up.
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Balan Wonderworld Goes to Hell
FanfictionThis series is based on Square Enix's biggest failure of 2021. It stars these two kids named Leo Craig and Emma Cole. Leo had an argument with his former best friend five years ago, so he decided, "I don't need friends. They disappoint me." Instead...
