All quotes have been gleaned from the internet.
Deathbringer: Here Glory! Nice hot cup of coffee.
Glory: It's cold.
Deathbringer: Nice cup of coffee.
Glory: It tastes terrible.
Deathbringer: Cup of coffee.
Glory: Is this even coffee?
Deathbringer: Cup.
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Arid: You know what strength is? It's forgiving someone who isn't even sorry.
Qibli: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.
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Qibli: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Scarab: *deadpanned* Why?
Qibli: To get to his best friend's house :)
Scarab: Okay...?
Qibli: Knock Knock.
Scarab: Who is it?
Qibli: The chicken :D
Scarab: ....
Scarab: You refer to yourself in the third person now?
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Arid: Goodnight, Scarab. Love you.
Scarab: Love you too.
*silence*
Scarab: We both love you too, Qibli.
Qibli: Thanks, I was feeling left out.
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Liana: I love this whole, "good-cop, bad-cop" thing you've got going on.
Scarab: It's not really good-cop, bad-cop. It's more like I'm nice and Arid isn't.
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Qibli: *gesturing to Scarab* Dang, Thorn said there would be dessert, but she didn't warn me it would be so sweet!
Scarab: ....What?
Qibli: You're the dessert.
Scarab: That would be cannibalism.
Qibli: No, I meant-
Scarab: That would be illegal.
Qibli: NEVERMIND.
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Jambu: *running up to Liana to hug her*
Liana: *dodges*
Jambu: Why'd you move?! D:
Liana: I thought you were attacking me.
Jambu: I was going to hug you!
Liana: Why would you hug me?
Jambu: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??
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Scarab: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Qibli: I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Scarab: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Arid: Life is like Qibli.
Scarab: A pain in the tail?
Arid: And short.
Qibli: *from the other room* hEY!
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Thorn: How do you, Qibli, and Scarab get out of these messes?
Arid: We usually don't. We make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Qibli: Are you in love with Scarab?
Arid: Uh.....no?
Qibli: Then why do you write S+A everywhere?
Arid: It stands for scorn and apathy.
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Qibli: *saunters into room* What did I miss?
Scarab: The oppressive and discriminatory values that dictate our lives.
Qibli: Smashing.
Qibli: *leaves*
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Deathbringer: New Christmas tradition: instead of kissing under the mistletoe, you have to beat them in a fistfight.
Liana: That's a terrible idea.
Qibli: *wide-eyed* Mistlefoe.
Liana: Don't encourage him!
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Qibli: Do you think she'd appreciate flowers more? Or an adoption certificate for a baby crow?
Arid: If you don't know the answer to that question, you will be single forever.
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Thorn: *sighing* Can't you just explain the situation to her?
Qibli: No. I'll hang on to it until the very last second, get the last word in, then die immediately.
Thorn: That's your plan?
Qibli: For everything, yes.
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Liana: In light of what has happened today, I will allow you to hug me for four to five seconds.
Jambu: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS??
Liana: NO I SAID-
Jambu: TOO LATE!
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Scarab: Are they flirting?
Arid: I can't tell.
Deathbringer and Glory: *arguing*
Glory: We're arguing.
Deathbringer: You said "flirting" wrong.
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Thorn: I'm having a salad for dinner.
Thorn: Well, it's more like a fruit salad.
Thorn: Mostly grapes actually.
Thorn: It's all grapes.
Thorn: Fermented grapes.
Thorn: Wine. I'm having wine for dinner.
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Qibli: I'm thinking of doing a live scream tonight.
Scarab: Isn't it called a live stream?
Qibli: *INHALES*
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Scarab: Qibli, can you pass the salt?
Qibli: Arid? Can you pass away?
Arid: *to the RainWings* This is normal.
Thank you for being patient with me. I haven't been active lately because my phone broke and I use it for most of my Wattpad stuff. I also have been very busy with school starting, so I haven't been able to update much at all. But these were quick and easy, and I wanted to give you more Scarab the Fierce content.
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