StF things

Incorrect Quotes

(All of these I found on the internet)

Arid: I think I'm allergic to Scarab.

Qibli: How can you be allergic to a dragon?

Arid: Everytime I'm near her, my chest tightens, my breath gets hitched in my throat, and my heart races.

Qibli: ...you're in love, Arid.

Arid: No, I'm definitely allergic.

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Deathbringer: That's a dangerous look.

Scarab: What look?

Deathbringer: That look that tells me you just got an idea.

Scarab: I didn't get an idea, I got a GREAT idea.

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Liana: At this point, every round mammal is a hampster to me.

Jambu: Coconut.

Liana: I think we both have different definitions of what a mammal is but I don't disagree with you.

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(Scarab and Arid as small dragonets)
Vulture: What do you think Scarab and Arid would do to get out of here?

Saguaro: Who knows. They'll probably, you know, throw a rock or throw a tantrum.

*Explosion and alarm sounds*

Saguaro: Or they could do that.

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Jambu: I'm going to bed.

Arid: It's noon.

Jambu: Time isn't real.

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Qibli: Do you ever get that feeling when you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Scarab: That's called arrhythmia.

Arid: I get that feeling whenever I look at you ;)

Scarab: People die from that.

Arid&Qibli: I get that you're smart but can you shut up for one second?

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Qibli: Am I a natural comedian or am I just traumatized?

Scarab: Traumatized.

Arid: Traumatized.

Thorn: Traumatized.

Qibli: You guys are no fun.

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Deathbringer: I really like Eminem.

Jambu: Cool, but I prefer Skittles.

Deathbringer: No, I mean the rapper-

Jambu: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER???

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Liana: Coco-cola can remove rust from metal. Imagine what it's doing to your body.

Qibli: Pfffft getting rid of rust, idiot.

Liana: That is NOT how it works.

Qibli: I've been drinking Coco-cola for years and my body is rust free. Check and mate, sir.

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Thorn: Hope everyone is okay today.

Thorn: And tomorrow!

Thorn: After that, you're on your own.

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Scarab: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Thorn: Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

Qibli: Philosophy is wondering whether this makes ketchup a smoothie.

Arid: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a smoothie.

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Qibli: Am I in trouble?

Thorn: Take a guess.

Qibli: ....no????

Thorn: Take another guess.

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Arid: Time sensitive question, how do I flirt with a girl?

Qibli: Throw rocks at her.

Thorn: Hot dogs.

Deathbringer: Kill her.

Arid: ......thanks guys.

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Vulture: I went through an entire character arc in quarantine. I became more evil, if you're wondering.

Saguaro: We're still in quarantine, there's still time for a redemption arc.

Vulture: I'm going to get worse on purpose.

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That's it for now. I kinda just wanted to provide some sort of StF content because I haven't been able to write for so long. I hope this satisfies something :)