I was gonna do another fun fact but then I rediscovered the incorrect quote generator in my Bookmarks on my computer so you're gonna be getting silly little TMP crew quotes instead :3
Sasha: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six. Cody, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
Cody: Can we get a birthday cake? Gabriella: It's not your birthday. Cody: The cake won't know!
Maddie: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Cody: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Cody, right after Maddie leaves the room: I miss her already.
(Yes a lot of the Cody quotes will be food related simply because I didn't really make him represent his deadly sin enough in the story so it's gonna be over-the-top here in this lil crack chapter)
Cody: Nice rock. Eryn: Thanks, Nathan gave it to me. Nathan: I threw it at you! Eryn: Isn't he the sweetest?
(It would be kinda funny if Nathan was actually this obviously toxic toward Eryn and Eryn was just that oblivious)
REDACTED: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Gabriella: Your smile looks forced. Tyler: That's because it is.
REDACTED: *looks at Kat* REDACTED: Baby bean. Baby. REDACTED: *looks at Nathan* REDACTED: Evil.
Tyler: Eryn, can I ask you a question? Eryn: Sure, anything. Tyler: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?
(Fun fact, Tyler and Eryn... have a complicated relationship. But then again, Tyler has a complicated relationship with everyone.)
Eryn: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: Eryn: Nathan, what the actual F*CK?
(^This one was generated with these names first try and I started dying)
And now I present to you, Tyler and Eryn but if they were in Freaky Friday because the generator auto-generated the names in the opposite spots that they should be in:
Eryn: *angrily presses Tyler against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Tyler: ... Tyler: Are we about to kiss-
Kat, texting Eryn: Eryn there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Kat: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry Kat: Eryn Kat: Eryn Eryn: Eryn is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
(^My favorite unhinged incorrect quote)
Anyways that's my funny incorrect quote chapter number one, I'll probably be alternating between these and the fun facts in the gaps between questions. See ya!
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