Sorry for no update!!! I tragically died in a motorcycle accident. I'm back now though.
Chris found himself blushing at Jerome's slightly threatening comment, and without fighting, jumped into the big beefy man's vehicle. He didn't even think about why it was designed like an ice cream truck, or why there was a little boy in there with him. He knew what he wanted- a spongebob ice cream bar.
Eventually, the little boy jumps out of the truck, not before introducing himself as "Subaru Akehoshi," which is a pretty stupid fucking name if you ask me. Kid's probably ugly as hell too. Hope he died after escaping the truck.
After a short commute, Chris, an abnormally large stink bug, and Jerome arrive at a house about the size of a white dad's tool shed. The stink bug hops out and leaves a 2 star review on Jerome's Uber account.
Chris delicately floats out, and Jerome cannot help but be stunned by this. He starts panting. Chris is too busy floating to notice.
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Chris has Daddy Issues
General FictionWe wrote this in seventh grade - Based on a story told by Violet (Incredibles) REad to find out what happens Chris' dad, Tim, leaves him for a man at a young age. This sends Chris into a spiraling rage. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS HALF ITALIAN OMGGGGG...