"For that, Chris...here is a whistle, for your ADHD..."
*chris stares in awe*
"mom, i think i have found my true calling..."
"i need therapy"
one week later
therapist- "Hello Christopher, what's your problem today?"
"ma'am please i can't stop my hands from twitching"
"also i'm fifty percent italian"
"Give me your hands, Chris..."
"okay 😏"
*therapist smacks him*
"Oh God Chris
Your hands are making the italian shape
Oh God Chris
Oh G O d"
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Chris would like to know how to cope.
"Pasta toy"
This brings him closer to his mother...
"how can i be brought closer to tim brussels? my father?
"Well Chris... you have to fall in love with Jerome."
"NANI?"
"I am so sorry to tell you this way Chris...but your father, Tim has passed away..."
"m-
mama mia..."
"but jerome is single and ready to mingle and he loves younger boys!"
"hot"
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Chris has Daddy Issues
General FictionWe wrote this in seventh grade - Based on a story told by Violet (Incredibles) REad to find out what happens Chris' dad, Tim, leaves him for a man at a young age. This sends Chris into a spiraling rage. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS HALF ITALIAN OMGGGGG...
