"Hey honey, how was therapy?
* quivering lips* " it was FINE MOM."
"Did the nice lady help you with your quivering? Good to see your hands are normal as of now"
"shut up Woman and give me some pasta"
"We don't have any penne like you love honey we only have kraft macaroni, ever since your father died-"
"Shit i wasn't supposed to say that, was I?"
🐸
"therapist woman already told me"
"Alright good I didn't want to have to be the news bearer😉"
"mom
i know what i have to do
*ITALIAN POSE*
CHRIS NO STOP I SPENT 40 DOLLARS OM THERAPY FROM A LADY ON CRAIGSLIST
*Chris stabs his mother"
"C-chris"
"i'm going to be a teacher."
"CHRIS NO YOU ARENT ALLOWED WITHIN 200 YARDS OF AN ELEMENTARY SCH-"
chris places one foot on his laid down mother cause the bitch gonna die
"this is a middle school jacqueline"
CHRIS YOU CANT SHAVE
"pshhhh i know how😠"
Chris does not have any social cues so he just kind of stands there until his mom dies
"oh i didn't expect that to happen"
...
"Time to go to college!"
*heelys away, a little bit upset to be orphaned*
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Chris has Daddy Issues
General FictionWe wrote this in seventh grade - Based on a story told by Violet (Incredibles) REad to find out what happens Chris' dad, Tim, leaves him for a man at a young age. This sends Chris into a spiraling rage. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS HALF ITALIAN OMGGGGG...
