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Shuhei Hisagi was super tired 😫😴💤🥱 after two back to back battles ⚔️🤺 with a hoard of hollows. But he still had responsibilities ✍️ to attend to. He had a meeting 📝 for the Shinigami 👻 Men's 🙍♂️ Association he had to attend. He heard rumors that the Shinigami 👻 Women's 👸 Association having built a pool 🏊♀️ at the Byakuya estate 🏡 which was promptly destroyed 💣💥 by Captain Byakuya 😡 through Senbonzakura 🌸. He was shocked 🤯🫢 that they were even able to pull it off! Anyways, after that Tetsuzaemon called an emergency ‼️🚨🆘 meeting.
"Hey 👋," he greeted the other members 👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️ that were already there, which was basically everyone. Shuhei sat in his seat 🪑 and Tetsuzaemon cleared his throat.
"Ahem, I appreciate 😊☺️ that you were all able to come to this meeting 👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️👱♂️ even though it was very last moment. But I'm sure you've all heard 🦻 the rumors about the Shinigami 👻 Women's 👩🦳👸Association building a pool 🏊♀️ at the Kuchiki estate🏡." Everyone nodded. "So I decided!" He slammed a fist 👊 into the table. "We're going 🏃♂️🏃💨 on a beach ☀️⛱️🩳🐚 trip to the human world 🌏📍📆!"
The room erupted 🌋 into boisterous whoops 🎉🎊🍾 and hollers 🥳🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏👏👏👏👏. It was the last bit of funds 💰💵💵💲 they had left so they oughta go out with a bang 💥💥💥!
"This is the time to show the Shinigami 👻 Women's 👩🦳👸 Association that us men can beat them at their own game 😈😈😈." No one ❌ was listening to Tetsuzaemon 😢 at this point because they were too excited 🤩 for the trip 🚗. Most members already left to pack 🧳🏷️, leaving him standing 🧍♂️ there talking 🗣️ to no one. It only took him a couple minutes ⏱️ before realizing he was the last person left in the room 🧍♂️👱♂️.
The next week 🗓️ they were finally at the beach ☀️🌊⛱️🩳!
"The water 🩳🌊, the sun ☀️, the sand 🏜️, the crisp air 💨, and especially the hot girls! 👱♀️🏊♀️" Shuhei laughed 🤣🤭😜 out, slinging an arm 💪 around Izuru's shoulder 👱♂️👱♂️. He flipped his shades 🕶️😎 down from his head and stalks off to talk 💬 to hot 🔥🔥🔥🥵 girls 👩🦳👱♀️, shooting his shot and flirting 😉😜😏👁️🫦👁️ with them. Most looked disgusted 🤢 and walk away 🏃♀️💨 while other laugh 🤭😂 it off and flirt 😘 back playfully. Shuhei thinks it's going great when he spots 👀 someone.
She had a SMOKING 🔥 hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥 bod and that bikini 👙 she wore was to DIE 💀 for. If she WAS single — which she really shouldn't be because who ⁉️ would pass her up — he knew he had to get in on it. He confidently walked up and grabbed the side of his sunglasses 🕶️, very obviously looking her up ☝️ and down 👇.
"Hey baby 👱♀️," he started off strong 💪, rubbing his chin 😜. "What would you rate ⭐️🤩 me?"
"A one 1️⃣."
"Ouch 😫, but that's fine 😉." He gave a cocky smirk 😏😏😏. "Because you're a nine 9️⃣ and that means you 🫵 and me make a ten 🔟 outta ten 🔟 couple 👩❤️👨."
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