"Daisy 🌲, what are you 🫵 doing here?" Izuru asked 💬, walking 🚶♂️ up to them 🧍♂️🧍♀️.
"Yachiru 🍬 needed a babysitter 👩👧to watch 👀 over her," she explained.
"I see 👀," Izuru said, nodding his head.
"Daisy-chan!" Yachiru 🍬 shouted, waving 👋 Daisy 🌲 to her to finish helping build the sand castle 🏜️. Daisy 🌲 gave a quick bow 🙇♀️ towards Izuru and left behind a SHOCKED 😨 and horrified 😱 Shuhei.
Daisy 🌲 was a member 👩🦳 of the 8th 8️⃣ division led by Captain 👨✈️ Shunsui. That would have been fine 👌 if it wasn't 🚫 for the father-daughter relationship 👨👧 she had with THE Kenpachi Zaraki and the sisterly 👯♀️ bond she had with Yachiru Kusajishi 🍬. If he tried anything, he was as good as dead 💀☠️🪦. Basically, he was now waiting ⏳ to die 😵 by Yachiru's 🍬 hands 👊👊👊.
Shuhei sighed 😮💨😔 as he waddled into the water 🌊, trying his best 🤞 to make it out half alive. Daisy 🌲 always had this killer 🔪🩸 vibe to her and it was downright 👇👉, deadass💀🍑, SHOCKING 😧 to see her so out of her element 🔥💧🌱💨. He shakes his head. He was on a god damn trip 🚗🧳🏷️ to the human world 🌏! He wasn't ❌ going to waste it worrying 💭 about that. That wasn't ❌ as bad as what he just did. He plunged his big ass idiotic head under the water 🌊 as he had a full blown crisis 🚨 about how he flirted 😜😏 with the one person 🧍♀️ he shouldn't have fucked 💢 with.
Shuhei ain't no pussy 🐱 ass 🍑 bitch! It was just that his flirting 😜😏😘 was atrocious 🤢🤮 from what Rangiku told him. Things were going to be super awkward 😬😬😬 if they ever met again back in the Soul 👻 Society. He let out a scream 😱 underwater 🌊 before resurfacing. With a determined 😤 look on his face, Shuhei walked out of the water 💧 and finally ripped his shirt 👕 off. His pectorals and abdominal muscles glistened ✨✨✨ in the sunlight ☀️ as he purposefully looked away and flexed his biceps 💪 for the girlies 👱♀️👱♀️👱♀️👱♀️👱♀️ out there on the beach ☀️👙⛱️🐚 to see 👀.
Shuhei Hisagi was going to flirt 😘😉😜😏 his way to forgetting 🤔 what he just did.
TO BE CONTINUED...... ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
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The Bible of Shuhei
FanfictionShuhei Hisagi was THE fuck boy of the Seireitei. Thirsty? Definitely. Perverted? Deadass. Flirty? That was HIS thing. But then it all changed when Daisy came. A crack X Shuhei that's even more crack than all my of my other stories (yes, even the one...
