The Bible of Shuhei

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"UH IGNORE 🚫 THAT!" Shuhei shouted 📢. Daisy 🌲 frowned 😠.

"Oh, so you 🫵 don't ❌ want to hear 👂what I have to say? 😠😠😠" She accused.

"No 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫!!!!!" Shuhei denied, shaking his head back 👈 and forth 👉. Damn it! He just HAD to mess up again 😩😩😩😩. There was only one ☝️ way to save 🛟 this.

"Ignore 🔇 that baby 🍼 girl 👸 because no matter what you have to say 🗣️ I'll always be ready for ya~~~~ 😜😏🥴"

Daisy 🌲 had to say 💬 that she actually found Shuhei's cringey 😩 ass 🍑 pickup lines to be rather.......

Stimulating 💦💦💦💦.

Maybe it was because they were shit 💩 or maybe it was because it was from him and he seemed to be trying super hard. But it was endearing. Maybe even......

... cute 😳🫣.

She stared 👀 at Shuhei, hands flying to cover her face as she peeked through her fingers 🫣🫣🫣. Her face was getting redder than a tomato 🍅🍅🍅 and she couldn't ❌ help it.

Shuhei watched in shock 😮, confusion 🤔, and a little bit of.....

... embarrassment 😳😳😳?????

Usually he never blinked 👁️👄👁️➡️➖👄➖ twice ✌️ when he said those bad 🤮 pickup lines. He didn't ⛔️ even think 💭 they were good in the first 🥇 place! They just came to mind 🧠 and he would just... say 🗣️ them. It helped that they worked on some of the hot 🥵 ladies 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️ he would see 👀 and it never ❌ hurt 🤕 if it didn't. Honestly? He didn't even know when ⏳ it started. At the academy 📚🏫🧑‍🏫? Maybe. When 📆 though? Not during his first year, or his second year...

"S-s-shuhei???" Daisy 🌲 spoke, breaking 🚫 him from his thoughts 💭💭💭. Shuhei looked at her standing in the door, the sun ☀️ rays directly reflecting on her, making her almost glow 🌟.

... Oh.

Oh.

It was her.

"Shuhei? A-are you okay?!" Daisy 🌲 panicked 😧, rushing 🏃‍♀️💨 to him. Why did she seem 🧐 so worried 😰?

"I'm... fine."

Those were Shuhei's last words as he fell to the ground 🕳️, passing out 😵.

TO BE CONTINUED....... ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰