Who are you? (SMG4 au) [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 3 - Eggy-dog

A/N: A short one for today, I need to start preparing myself for the mental torture that I will be forced to endure in 4 days called school. Alsooo-

Eggdog is a girl and she is smart, that is all I have to say. FIGHT ME SMG4 COMMUNITY.

Swearing,

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Eggdog was at home. She had a bit of breakfast and a soothing shower after. Her morning was perfect.

But, it could have been better if her father was with her. He had left very early, earlier than usual. I mean she is a dog, an eggdog actually. But, she can still be very wise and observant.

The last week her father had been leaving the house quite early. He would leave at 7 AM and return at maybe 12 PM or so.

She wasn't angry with this, because her father did leave her enough food to feed all the lads in the Starbucks and she could use the human shower when he wasn't there.

But, she was very curious as to what her father was doing out so early. And so it began.

She was much too curious for her own good. As the famous saying goes "Curiosity killed the cat." But she wasn't a cat. She was a dog. AN EGGDOG!

And, not gonna lie. It was pretty boring around the Graveyard. With only the dead memes and the Lads to keep her company? She was bored out of her mind.

She spent most of her time on the tablet her father gifted her for Christmas last year. But, then the most unfortunate thing happened.

Her tablet ran out of battery-

And she had to wait until it was charged back up to turn it on.

So, her curiosity took control. And as I said she was a very smart eggdog.

She started paying closer attention to little details that happened around the Graveyard. How the memes behaved. For example, she noticed that Morshu actually can't walk like a normal person and how Nyan cat becomes annoying after a few hours. Bad luck Brian is actually funny, but is just outdated.

And then, she started paying attention to her father. He was acting normal. He got up in the mornings, played with Eggdog for a few minutes, before giving her something to eat. And then he would tell her to be good and leave the Starbucks that he calls his home.

Nothing suspicious, right?

No, not right. Something was fishy here.

And it wasn't the lads eating fish for lunch.

No. Something was out of the ordinary. SMG3 had never acted this way before. It was like he was going insane over something... Or someone?

Was he really just like SMG4 had always described him? Or would that description change, with time?

Eggdog thought and thought. She racked her small dog brain and tried to think of an explanation. She had been living with SMG3 for... what? Two years now? And she still couldn't think of a good enough explanation.

SMG3 usually got up at 8 AM. He would stay in bed for another hour and play with his daughter and then go downstairs. His usual breakfast was just black coffee, and he would eat a plain waffle or something if he felt like it. He always fed Eggdog a full can of dog food.

Later on in his day he would take a walk through the graveyard and help dead memes that got themselves stuck somewhere or fix something. When you have a lot of dead memes in one place, a lot of things tend to get broken. Or random buildings just die of cringe, especially if they're not cringe-proofed. SMG3 saw those things with his own eyes and it wasn't pretty. That's actually how he got the scar on his left eye actually: one of the buildings exploded when Morshu rolled by saying "Cum" repeatedly.

He usually spent all day outside with Eggdog, either walking her or helping others. Even though he would never admit it to anyone. He had gone soft, the dead memes softened him. When he saw just how helpless they were he had to do something. And now the Internet Graveyard looked quite modern, and not like an old western town.

SMG3 returned to his Starbucks house quite late and made some sort of diner for himself and Eggy or just ordered McDoodnal's or Sooubway.

And after such a taxing day, he went to bed. Sleeping like a fucking log, 'till the morning sun slapped him in the face, telling him to wake the fuck up.

All in all? A normal day.

But, now it was different.

SMG3 now woke up at 7 AM. And he immediately sprung to his feet, going to the kitchen for a morning coffee. But, the strange thing was, that he didn't even drink any coffee. He just fed Eggy and left.

What was going on with him?

Could his beloved daughter figure it out, before it's too late?

To an untrained eye, he would seem different, yes. But, they would always say he probably fell in love or something corny like that.

No, Eggdog knew something was off. And she WILL get to the bottom of this...

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