Who are you? (SMG4 au) [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 8 - Wouldn't that be interesting now?

A/N: Short chapter 'cause I can muahahahah

Word count: 616

28.2.2024

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SMG4 waltzed down the stairs in his signature outfit. Today was going to be a good day and SMG4 was sure of it! His overalls were whiter than ever, just like his smile. His beautiful sapphire eyes sparkled, just like the golden buckles holding up his overalls shone.

It was the first day of the rest of his life, and he was going to enjoy it. He sat down at the kitchen counter, watching Luigi make pancakes, waffles and coffee.

SMG3 was watching from the top of the stairs. Oh how happy SMG4 looked today... He couldn't wait to ruin it all...

To make himself seem less suspicious he walked down the stairs and took a seat at his usual place. Meggy and the others looked at him astonished. He was the only one who managed to get out of SMG4's room without being pushed away. He actually managed to get SMG4 out of his room.

And they were very impressed.

All the others surrendered because SMG4 wouldn't let them near.

Mario was told to leave well enough alone.

Bob was thrown out of the room, screaming about his ovaries.

Meggy was given such a death stare it made her knees wobble.

Luigi was tricked into going to the wrong room, so he gave up. And also he is a massive coward.

Saiko got some KFC thrown out of the window, so she naturally jumped out too. To see if her precious chicken was damaged.

Bowser was met with a poster that read "No bitches?" So he went home to cry.

Tari was met with a giant ducky. No more explanation needed.

Melony was about to drag SMG4 out of bed when she saw it. The greatest horror to ever exist.

A SQUASHED WATERMELON.

She gave up on SMG4 and went to dig a grave for the watermelon. o7

Boopkins didn't even want to go into SMG4's room, since he's afraid of SMG4. But, he was forced to go and escaped as soon as he heard SMG4 turn in his sleep.

Toad was thrown into the sun by SMG4. . .

Long story short they had no luck.

SMG4 sat in his seat and fished a pop tart out of the box. He struggled for a few minutes, it was almost like his fingers didn't work as well as they should have. The others took no notice of this, all except one.

Three was observing him from the corner of his eye. He noticed something wrong with his meme guardian pal. And as SMG4 continued to struggle, he saw something was wrong.

SMG4 was getting more than frustrated by the box and decided to turn it upside down. A singular pop tart slid out the box and into SMG4's ready hand. SMG3 watched with an expression that could almost be defined as amusement. As if he was a villain again. Laughing at the misfortune of his nemesis. It was more than happiness. It was pure glee.

SMG3 turned to look at Tari, the plan would soon be ready. Ready for execution.

Oh how the odds were in his favour... And he wouldn't miss out on such a perfect opportunity. Nobody would mess with his realm ever again.

Everything had a price, and this had a hefty price tag on it. Some things just aren't supposed to be found out, are they? 

SMG3 turned back, before he could be noticed staring at Tari. He sneaked a peek back at SMG4, who had finally succeeded in making pop tarts , although with the help of Luigi.
And, wow, was he completely clueless. But he would find out soon enough, he managed to escape once, twice, three times. But he wouldn't escape anymore. NO no no. Not again.

He would make sure of that.