i like humor
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(sometime in like the 1500's ig)
some random british child: excuse me sir? *comes up to brittania)
brittania: hello.
random child: my mummy told me that creepy men in parks and pedophiles. are you a pedophile?
brittania: no- that's my kid over there. *points to scotland*
scotland: HEY DAD WATCH THIS *throws britain*
random child: look! my mummy says im handsome when i dance!
brittania: what-
britain: *sobbing*
wales: *pokes britannia*
brittania: oh- *turns*
wales: i think i've sh*t myself.
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*russia interning at a government department as a teen*
russia: sir please don't throw hotdogs at me-
*man throws a hotdog at russia*
russia: im getting my bachelors for this.
*later*
*standing on a table shouting at ussr*: I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF
*later*
russia: *sitting at a permit desk or whatever, talking to a woman* oh you want to speak to my manager? *goes on speaker* dad, some b*tch wants to talk to you.
ussr: *shaking with rage*
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*when ussr was still on the axis team*
third reich: hey do you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
imperial japan: yeah i need me a T-R-E-A-T.
young(er) italy: watcha guys talking about?
ussr: yeah why did you guys just spell desser-
TR: NONOHO SHUT UP
IJ: shhh
TR: don't say it.
ussr: uhhh why?
TR: oh gosh how do we tell you this?
fachist italy: italy .. can't spell.
. . .
ussr: what?!
FI: can't spell-
IJ: so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.
ussr: HE'S A GROWN MAN AND HE CAN'T HANDLE HEARING THE WORD TREAT?
Italy: TREAT?
TR: NO TREAT
Italy: TREAT?
TR: NO TREAT
italy: TREAT?
TR: NO TREAT
italy: aww...
ussr: ... okay what is happening?
IJ: I told you he gets excited when when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T
italy: watcha talking about?
FI: taxes.
italy: aww shucks.
ussr: so you guys just treat him like a toddler?
italy: TREAT?
FI: NO TREAT
italy: TREAT?
FI: NO TREAT
Italy: TREAT?
FI: NO TREAT
italy: awww...
TR: dude, you have to spell when you're talking about F-O-O-D
ussr: okay so.. are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?
italy: SNACK?
TR: COME ONE
IJ: For real..
FI: Seriously??
USSR: COME ON I SPELLED IT
IJ: well he knows how to spell snack!
USSR: SO HE CAN SPELL SNACK BUT HE CAN'T SPELL TREAT??
Italy: TREAT?
ussr: NO TREAT
italy: TREAT?
ussr: NO TREAT
italy: TREAT?
ussr: NO TREAT
italy: DAMMIT!
FI: okay he's getting fussy. it's time for an N-A-P.
italy: yeah!
ussr: what does N-A-P spell?
italy: party.
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sweden and japan: BANG BANG CHOO-CHOO TRAIN *dancing*
sweden: C'MON JAPAN DO UR THANG
japan: i cant!~
sweden: why not?~
japan: jUST CAN'T!~
sweden: WHY NOT?~
japan: MY BACK IS ACHING, THE SUN'S TO BRIGHT, MY HIPS ARE POPPING FROM LEFT, TO RIGHT *starts dancing again* FROM LEFT, TO RIGHT, FROM THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT
sweden and japan: *both dancing* FROM THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, LEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTLERIGHTAD;IGHA;OIRGH
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i didn't make any of these i found them on youtube. in fnaf tiktok compilations-
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countryhumans incorrect quotes, anyone?
Humorsome of these might be original? most probably just from my favorite tv shows or things i saw on fnaf tiktok compilations on youtube, probably gacha skits i watched. this is my au and idc if u hate it.
