*old empires sitting at a table eating dinner*
*silence*
ottoman empire: *sigh* never thought i'd say this but i think i ate too much bone marrow.
(that's a quote from The Office.)
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ame: *walks in a room of the house on the phone*
canada: * speaking to ukraine* that's why-
ame: HEY! B*TCH. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF MY STAFF MEMBERS BEAT YOUR STUPID COMPUTER! TAKE THAT !
whdelaware: *walks up behind ame* YEAH MOTHERF-
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(ame to ussr before he had kids) : yk what do you think about children?
ussr: ... if i saw one i wouldn't throw a rock at it.
ame: .... why would you throw a rock at a child?
ussr: i just said i wouldn't!
(that was from the Big Bang Theory)
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japan: *considering all the random and extremely dangerous stuff she's done and been through and how old she is* . . . .
japan: *starts laughing* mmHMMMMHHHAHHAAHAHHA
portugal: japan are you-
japan: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'M STILL ALIVE!! HOW HAVE I NOT DIED AT LEAST FIVE TIMES YET?? IT MAKES NO SENSE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
everyone else: *extremely concerned*
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canada: *cutting young australia's hair with a bowl* hold your head still.
young new zealand watching: why are you cutting his hair with a bowl??
canada: because it's quick, easy, and affordable!
young new zealand: ... no wonder he gets bullied
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*young russia waiting for the clock to chime six so he can go home*
russia (yall know what i mean unless i say otherwise) : *stands up* YESSS!! YESS HAHAHHAAHAHAH
politicians in the moscow capitol hearing the screams: ....
russia: *runs out of the office and swipes a check off the secretary desk* yESSS!! A CHECK FOR RUSSIAN FEDERATION, AMOUNTING TO-
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russia: TWENTY F***ING RUBLES? TWENTY?? FOR PUTTING UP WITH THESE MOTHER F***ERS? (the politicians) *sobbing* I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
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countryhumans incorrect quotes, anyone?
Humorsome of these might be original? most probably just from my favorite tv shows or things i saw on fnaf tiktok compilations on youtube, probably gacha skits i watched. this is my au and idc if u hate it.
