do yall like the throne of glass book series??????
im on book two. friggin good.
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ame: i've been standing here for like ten minutes lemme see what you drew!
hawaii: but... *sigh* *hands drawing to ame*
the drawing:
(yall that took me 5+ hours to draw so u better compliment the heck out if it )
russia: *looks over shoulder to see*
. . .
ame: IS THAT ME?? *stifling laughter*
*russia shaking while tryna not laugh*
hawaii: aw...
ame: nO- NO! *kicks russia out of the room* NO IT'S NICE! IT'S SO NICE!!!! awh~ where were yOU during portrait time!!!! i've never looked better!!!! *shaking*
hawaii: *points to russia in the other room laugh his head off*well why is daddy laughing?
ame: HE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING ANYWAY.. thats- that's how you say that's a great drawing in french-
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australia: *comes out of the bathroom hopping*
young new zeleand: why are are you hopping??
australia: i peed on my foot
young new zealand: AWWH--- *Disgusted*. WHY DID YOU PEE ON YOUR FOOT?
australia: i wasn't paying attention
young new zealand: WHY NOT??
australia: *turning on the sink * i was picking a hair out of my nose
young new zealand: YOU HAVE HAIRS IN YOUR NOSE??!!?!? THAT'S DISGUSTING
australia: welcome to being a teenager kid. *sticks his foot in the sink*
young new zealand: WHAT'RE YOU DOING NOW???
australia: what's it look like?? i'm washing the pee off my foot.
young new zealand: BUT THAT'S THE LAUNDRY SINK
australia: SO?
young new zealand: IT'S NOT FOR WASHING PEE OFF YOUR FOOT
australia: well it is now.
young new zealand: *SHRIEK*
lol my friends made me watch bluey )
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ame: *at the head of the table* hEY GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME~ FLORIDA NO-
florida: *leaps across the table to tackle new york*
ame: .... you disobeyed me when i specifically asked you not too??? i can't do this anymore.
("You cheated on my when I specifically asked you not to???
-Michael Scott
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young kazakhstan: dad! i got my first period
ussr: that's silly, boys don't get periods.
young kazakhstan: ... then why is there blood coming out of my a$$?
russia: *spits out water* *looks at belarus* it's probably the gerbil we put up there-
ussr: the f***ing what?
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wisconsin: look, *points to a cookie* that one looks like a heart. that's how i feel about you! *to michigan*
michigan: *starts sobbing*
wisconsin: *to ohio, points to michigan* and that one looks like michigan. that's how i feel about you.
ohio: ... what's that supposed to mean-
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(sometime in the like 1600s)
france: WHAT. THE. F*** WAS THAT, BRITAIN? *slams hands down on the table*
britain: *walks up to the table holding a peice of paper* THAT. WAS THE SOUND, OF A F***ING DIVORCE. *slams hands on table and looks at france*
the end. i'll have more
YOU ARE READING
countryhumans incorrect quotes, anyone?
Humorsome of these might be original? most probably just from my favorite tv shows or things i saw on fnaf tiktok compilations on youtube, probably gacha skits i watched. this is my au and idc if u hate it.