Mall Madness

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SMG4: "Jeez, Mario. Give me a break dude!"

  SMG4 mutters as he makes his way towards his avatar friend.

Mario: "What? Mario was just making sure we weren't late!"
SMG4: "Oh... thanks I guess."
Mario: "No problem! By the way, Mario heard you talking to someone, but he didn't see anyone come out of the room with you..."

  SMG4 panics a bit. He already knows that Mario can't see 6, so what he supposed to say?

SMG4: "I uhhh... was talking to..."

  4 frantically looks around, hoping to come up with an excuse. His eyes catch a small skull pin sitting on an end table. It must be SMG3's.

SMG4: "3! I was calling SMG3 with my phone!"

  He worriedly pulls his phone out and holds it up as if to prove his statement.

Mario: "Oooooooooo"

  Mario's mustache grows to a humorous size.

Mario: "Okeh... Now come on! We're gotta get to da mall!"

  The two hurriedly run out of the castle.

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SMG6: "I gotta make it up to him. But how..?"

  SMG6 begins pacing around the room.

SMG6: "Hmmm this place is rather messy... I could fix that! ...But I hate cleaning, and plus, what if 4's room is like one of those 'organized messes?' He'd be so mad!"

  6 impatiently taps her foot. After a while of thinking she snaps her fingers.

SMG6: "OH I KNOW! I'll-"

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SMG4 and Mario saunter into the mall. Meggy and the rest of the gang are waiting for them at the nearby food court.

Meggy: "Guys! Over here!"

  Meggy calls out to 4 and Mario, waving them over to the table where Boopkins and a few others are eating pizza. The two make their way over to the rest of the group.

SMG4: "Hey guys!"

  SMG4 greets the gang while Mario stuffs his face with pizza.

Bob: "Bro how dare they not include my ad for my hotel."

  Bob throws a newspaper which hits SMG4 in the face.

SMG4: "Ow!"
Meggy: "Bob be careful!"

  Meggy scolds the garo. SMG4 tugs the newspaper off his face. An ad catches his attention.

Looking for cave explorers! Come with me, Professor Soren to extract a rare gem known as God Boxian Ruby from the cave system deep within the forest.

Sign up today! Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx

  God Boxian Ruby? SMG4 will have to ask 6 about this. He shoves that piece of the newspaper in his pocket.

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SMG6: "Hmmmmm..."

  SMG6 strokes her chin as she tries to figure out how Mushroom Kingdom cookware works. She presses a button on a blender, and it loudly whirs to life, startling 6. She screams and throws it out a window.

SMG6: "Yeah no fuck this. I'm making a fire and cooking on that..."

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