The two left, izuku tucking the now shopliftes items under his school uniform, "we need to take you somewhere where that guy wouldn't dare go" izuku explained, waving down a cop car
"we just shoplifted, is it safe to wave down a cop?" Kaminari asked, looking around frantically, "this guy wouldn't tell on me if it would save his sad lonely life" izuku replied, seeing the cop slow down and pull over before rolling down the windows
(By popular demand and for the plot to not get to sidetracked, I am bringing him back, you know who it is)
The cop was detective Tsukauchi, and sitting next to him was izukus boss, currently wearing drag
tsukauchi: izuku!? Why aren't you in school?
izu: school sucks ass and I shoplifted, kaminari get in
tsukauchi: not again izuku. . .
kami: did this happen more then once?
boss: you have no idea, love
kami: ooo~ love the wig
boss: aww he's so sweet, i'm keeping him
izu: he's has a boyfriend, boss
boss: aw no fun
tsukauchi: im right here. . .
-meanwhile-
near izuku and kaminari, a tall hooded figure stood in an alley, watching the two
". . . damn it, that damn tranny got the mafia whore involved, that's going to be a problem if he tells his family, not only that but also his league boytoy. . . but then again. . . i still have. . ."
". . .her. . ."
-back with the others-
The car ride was an awkward silent, until Kaminari leaned foward and asked izuku's boss, "so. . . What you in for?"
"1 MINUTE WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THE WAITER FOR 1 MINUTE!!!"
"HE WAS A BIGGET!!!"
"THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO KICK HIM IN THE SHINS!!!"
"HE HAD IT COMING!!!"
"THATS BESIDES THE POINT!!! AND AS FOR YOU!!!"
detective Tsukauchi glared at izuku through the rear-view, making him look up and sigh, "here we go"
"WHY ARE YOU SHOPLIFTING!? YOU HAVEN'T SHOPLIFTED SINCE YOU WERE NINE!!! NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE SKIPPING SCHOOL!!! AND DRAGGING SOMEONE ELSE DOWN WITH YOU!!! WHAT DID YOU TWO EVEN STEAL!? AND PLEASE DO NOT SAY BOOZ-"
"We stole this old man" izuku said, holding up the box of pregnancy tests for tsukauchi to see, which made him go quite, "o-oh. . . I'm guessing it's for your your friend then?" He asked, looking back at the road, "yeah, now be quiet, and save your lovers quarrel for the bedroom" izuku replied, getting out his phone to see a text from shinso
'Oh fuck'
Insomniac: hey is denks ok? He's not responding to any of my texts
Izu: he's with me, his phones probably just dead or something
Insomniac: he can literally charge a phone without a power outlet
Izu:. . . Talk to shigaraki
Insomniac: fine, but if i find out you're hiding something, it's on
izu: i mean, not like you can do much damage to me but sure
izuku then turned off his phone and looked out the window, thinking to himself
'all shigaraki has to do is not tell shinso what happened, even he could do that. . . right? . . . oh we're so fucked. . .'
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Killing Butterflies (Being Rewritten)
FanfictionAt first glance, it seemed like the midoriya family was perfect, the perfect working father, hisashi midoriya, the stay at home mother, inko Midoriya, and loving son, izuku midoriya That was a facade, made by inko as to not cause problems for her so...
