Sketches - Gratsu AU

Wake Me Up 15 Minutes Past Never

When you live in a house with 3 brothers and 1 sister to deal with your morning isn't exactly peaceful especially in the Dragneel household, this was easily proven by the one and only Laxus Dragneel.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY BASTARDS!" Laxus's yell was followed by groans coming from 2 out of 4 siblings he had to wake up.

"Could you be any louder?" Wendy Dragneel, the youngest of the 5 siblings and who was the only girl asked from her room but Laxus didn't answer and instead barged into the room of Gajeel Dragneel who was the second oldest but had the worst temper.

"GET YOUR FUCKING PIERCED FAT ASS OUT OF BED AND PUT ON THE FUCKING GOTHIC TRASH YOU CALL CLOTHES BEFORE I RIP OUT ALL THE METAL THAT IS INSIDE YOU INCLUDING THE METAL THAT YOU EAT" Laxus only yelled like this in the mornings or when he gets pissed off, sadly this morning there was a combination of the two.

"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT FASHION, YOU WEAR A RATTY FUR COAT AND THE TRASHIEST HEADPHONES ALL THE FUCKING TIME" Gajeel retaliated.

"AT LEAST I DON'T GET MY CLOTHES FROM A GODDAMN EMO CONVENTION" Laxus yelled.

"YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING SAY THAT ABOUT HOT TOPIC, BITCH YOU'RE GONNA REGRET YOU SAID THAT" the iron dragonslayer clenched his fists.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE LATEST FASHION STATEMENTS AND WAKE NATSU UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT UP BOTH YOUR ASSES AT ONCE" Sting Dragneel, who was the second youngest yelled at Gajeel and Laxus as he left his room to take a shower. Laxus shortly came into Natsu's room and started shaking him.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP PINKIE PIE AND DON'T FUCKING TRY ANY BULLSHIT THIS MORNING" Laxus yelled and continued to shake him.

"Wake me up 15 minutes after never and then we'll talk" Natsu groaned.

"THIS IS YOUR FIRST FUCKING DAY OF COLLEGE,GET YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASS UP OR I AM DRAGGING YOU THERE IN YOUR FUCKING BOXERS" the lightning dragonslayer yelled and finally stopped shaking Natsu as Natsu opened his eyes.

"Alright I'm up now get out of my room" Natsu said and Laxus left his room. Natsu sighed and put on a plain red shirt, blue jeans, a pair of red and white striped sneakers, and his white scaly scarf which he always wore no matter what. After Natsu brushed his spiky pink hair he grabbed his suitcase and bag and went downstairs to the living room, he sat on the curved red couch and got his phone out. Wendy also walked downstairs with her bag and her long blue hair flowing behind her, she was wearing a Taylor Swift concert shirt, white jeans, and a pair of blue vans.

"Who are you texting?" she asked and sat next to him.

"Nobody yet but I'm about to text Lucy" Natsu responded. Lucy Heartfilia was the richest yet kindest person you'd ever meet, she had the perfect sense of style and always kicked ass when it came to sports and magic but she was also one of the very few celestial wizards who was gonna go to Fiore University and she was also one of Natsu's best friends. Wendy began to stroke Carla, one of the 4 cats they had and Natsu began to text Lucy.

Natsu 7:21
You still picking me up?
Lucy 7:22
Yeah, Levy and Erza are coming too btw
Natsu 7:23
The car better not smell like a fucking gallon of perfume was just sprayed
Lucy 7:24
If you don't like it then too bad, you're 18 and still have no drivers license
Natsu 7:25
Stfu it's not my fault my dad won't let me even try to get one until I get my own car
Lucy 7:26
Well I'll be there in about 10 minutes see ya