You know; who would have thought that a bird could teach so well... Then again what the high priest is teaching me is the basics of education... I feel like a kid who went back to school, but unlike a kid I can't read the sargonian dialect... Great I feel old now...
Its a slow process, but I'm getting there I can at least follow a conversation now but still can speak it.
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So... It's just me and Zumama today, the high priest went somewhere which he did tell us but left a note... And a bunch of books for me to read...
Knowledge...
For what it's worth, I'm thankful to the high priest for teaching me. But holy when I say that bird can teach, I mean HE CAN TEACH.
Calculus, physics, biology, chemistry, and weirdly astrophysics the whole nine yards, If you say he's the combination of multiple reincarnated geniuses and I would believe you...
Also he's indestructible... You heard me right.
Indestructible...
I saw both Zumama and the high priest test out the "big ugly" it went well untill... it wasn't, multiple things that sent a chain reaction then...
BOOM!!!!
That explosion sent a shockwave that powerful that I think the other tribes could hear it...
*Snap* "flashbacks sequence"
It's a beautiful day outside, birds chirping, winds are blowing, and a loud ass engine... Yeah it's a truly beautiful day...
No it's not...
Why you maybe asking, well to put it simply both the high priest and Zumama are testing the "big ugly" out, it's loud... VERY f*cking loud. I can barely sleep...
Oh did I forget to mention it's the middle of GODDAMN NIGHT!?
F*ck all that is holy...
Couldn't they have chosen a better time to test out the "big ugly" oh I don't know, in the F*CKING MORNING.
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Sigh... I can finally sleep, after a couple of hours they finally moved the "big ugly" out of zumama's workshop and into the open where the could test it out... And with noise gone I can finally sleep.
Sweet... Sweet sleep...
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*BOOM!!!!*
AH!!?? *FALLS OF THE BED*
*JOE NOISES* JOE! ARE YOU OKAY!?
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Thankfully Joe was fine, nothing happened to him... Now an assessment to the situation...
WHAT IN IN THE LIVING F*CK WAS THAT!?
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I found out what caused the explosion, culprit A and B, Culprit A covered in black soot from an explosion wonder what could have happened. Culprit B chard head to claws...
I WONDER WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED... *TICK MARK*
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So... Wanna explain to me what happened, and also where is "big ugly" can one of you explain. *Smiling menacingly*
"Ah... Well about that..."
Oh? What about it hm... *Holds slippers*
"It bw p"
Hm...? What did you say, I couldn't hear you speak up. *Smiling menacingly while holding slippers*
"It blew up"
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Weight of living
FantasyDeath doesn't pick who he takes, just be ready when the time comes... "Hey what are you doing" Huh? "Stop monologuing and come here" Hey Zumama what are you doing... "Just come here" Help!!!! So yeah where was I before I was RUDELY interrupted...
