THE BAD GUYS IN: despicable me 3

Balthazar bratt

"The year was 1985, and the number one show on TV was..."

"Evil Bratt!"

"The show started young Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy and criminal mastermind bent on world domination"

"There he is! Get him!"

Young Bratt kicks the guards, "Wham! Goo-goo! I've been a bad boy!"

"Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, striking a chord with audiences all over the world" the children cheer, giving high fives to the Bratt figures, then Bratt laughs, landing on the ground.

"There he is! Get him!" Bratt kicks the guards.

"But it all came to an end in season three, when..."

"I've been a bad boy. Boy? Boy"

The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. puts the text on the screen, saying, "CANCELED"

The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him, and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral, starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV.

"What are you lookin' at?!" He shakes the camera.

"Leading us all to wonder..." Bratt punches the screen.

"...where is he now?"

Bratt laughs, running away, looking at a boat, blowing a bubble gum.

"You know what, Clive? Playing a villain on TV was fun, but being one in real life is even better. Heist music!"

"Here it comes!"

the music begins "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin playing.

Bratt exclaims in disgust, "What? Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!"

"Sorry. My bad" he turns the cassette over

Bratt speeds up the boat, with the music of "Bad" by Michael Jackson playing, putting on flippers, putting on a diver disguise, dancing to the music, diving into the water, with the man looking at a binoculars, climbing up to the boat, blowing up a bubble gum, looking at a man, throwing up on the guard, putting a big bubble around him

"Ew!" Bratt knocks the guard, then he continues dancing. Bratt jumps in.

"Stop or I'll..."

the bubble gum, puts around the man, then cut to the Anti Villain League Headquarters.

" Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kind of monster"

"Wait, that's not a monster. That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated. Balthazar Bratt. Blast it! The Dumont diamond is on that ship. I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately" the minions pass by a clownfish, laughing.

"We're already here. Agents Grucy are closing fast"

"Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?"

"Grucy." You know, "Gru" and "Lucy" mushed together. Try it"

"Oh! I like it but not a lot. I don't like it"

they continue riding in submarines, then the boat continues rising up their gums, then Bratt goes down.

"Stop!"

"On the ground!"

the guards shoot closer at Bratt, knocking the guards, opening the door, using a yo-yo, wrapping around a locker, revealing a diamond, then he continues dancing, then the guards come down.

"Go, go, go!"

Bratt throws a cube to the guards, spinning around, exploding the cube to the guards, then they continue riding in their submarines, then Bratt comes out of the door.

Bratt looks at the submarines, "Too late again, Gru!" cackling, and walking up the boat.

the boat continues rising up, "Wha...?! He's getting away!"

"That's what he thinks!" gets out of a submarine, revealing a bike.

they ride their bikes up to the boat, then the Minions try to ride their bike up to the boat.

"Go, go, go... Oh. Uh, go go! Go! Go! Go!" they both continue riding up to the boat.

"I don't think we can make it, Gru!"

"We can make it!" goes faster up to the boat, "We can maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake iiiiiiiiiiit!" touches the boat.

"No, we can't!"

"Get ready!" She presses a button.

"Get ready for wh..."

they fly up to the boat, then the Minions fall down.

"Hey. How you doing?" the Minions fall down to the ground.

"Are you okay?" the Minions speak in Minionese, chuckling.

"You guys are so cute"

"Go get him, Gru-Gru!"

"Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent?"

"Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV" he kicks the gun, "Oh, that's right" takes out his freeze ray gun, "You were! But then you got cancelled!"

Bratt kicks the freeze ray gun, "Ha-ha!"

Gru kicks the gun, "What about that!" squirts at Bratt, "Wha? Oh, girls!" throws a squirt gun at Bratt, trying to punch Bratt.

"Dance fight!"

the music begins "Sussudio" by Phil Collins playing.

"Diamond!"

Gru punches Bratt, taking the diamond, "Alpha Team, the diamond is secure. Come and pick up the package"

"Copy that. Alpha Team in approach" the boat continues going slower.

"Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious?"

"It's called acting, hoser. And clearly, I've still got it!"

shoots at Gru, flying to the pole, with the music of "Jump" by Van Halen playing, flying clothes off of him, covering in bubble gum.

"I've been a bad boy!"

"Freeze don't move!"

"Son of a Betamax!"

"Go! Go! Get him! Get him!"

"Go get him!"

"He's getting away"

"This isn't over, Gru. You hear me? This is not over" bratt flies away in a flight suit.

"Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday, dear Dan. Happy birthday to you"

the Minions laugh, then they all dance, with the music of "Maria" by Ricky Martin playing, then the title card appears, the car drives by the people, dancing to the beat, with the man looking at Gru, with the music of "Despicable Me" playing.