cut back to Freedonia-
" Oh, piggy, piggy!"
"So, how are things going for you career-wise?"
"Great! So, so, great! Crushing it"
"Well, I've got something that I think you will find very interesting"
Dry dials the code.
"Hold onto your face, brother" chuckling, trying to down, they both fall down.
"Yee-haw! Ya! Ya!"
they ride inside to the fan blade, then Gru and Dru continue falling down to the fan blade, then the Minion falls down, then the pig lands on his hand.
"Sunny"another Minion falls down.
"Ah. Si, si" the pig falls on the Minion.
"Ah, Sunny"
"Oh. Oh. Oh!"
Dru takes Gru, "Come. Come on!""What is all this?"
"The pig farm was just a cover for the real family business" the Minion laughs, speaking in Minionese.
"Gru boobs"
"Now, feast your eyes on Dad's lair! Tada!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. So, our dad was a villain?"
"No, no, no, not just a villain. One of the greatest of all time! He was known as "The Bald Terror."
"That's him? Our dad?"
"He was so proud of you and what a great villain you were, you and your team"
"He was?"
"But, me, ah, uh, not so much. To Dad, I was just a failure. He never thought I had what it took to be a villain. But now, you can help me prove him wrong! Brother, teach me the art of villainy!"
"No. No, no, no, I can't do that"
"What? But it, it's our family tradition! You can't say no to that!"
"Look, I'm sorry. I left that life behind me when I took three girls in and so did the bad guys, End of story"
"Oh. Okay. I understand. Hmm. I wonder what this does" he pulls the lever.
they Minions and the pig fall down, revealing a rocket car.
"Holey moley!"
"Dad's villain wheels! Pretty slick, huh? Hey, you want to take her out for a spin? Just for some fun?" they both go fast in a rocket car.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Look out! Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! Oh!"
"Ha-ha! What a beautiful day! Zero to 400 seconds. Able to withstand a nuclear blast. Armed to the teeth!" the car takes out the missles.
"Oh-ho-ho! Okay, that's pretty nice"
"And it's a hybrid"
"Oh, look out!"
they go left, then they fall down, pressing the buttons, shooting a grapplig hook, driving up, with Gru falling out, holding on.
"Help me! I am not enjoying this!" the car flies around, then back with the bad guys.
They were having tea in the drawing room, princess was playing with some dolls on a play mat her father had set for her.
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THE BAD GUYS IN: despicable me 3
AdventureThe mischievous Minions hope that Gru will return to a life of crime after the new boss of the Anti-Villain League fires him. Instead, Gru decides to remain retired and travel to Freedonia to meet his long-lost twin brother for the first time. The r...