"I can't believe Bratt got away again. How is that possible? How?"
He Lucy wolf and Diane were heading to the AVL HQ.
the car goes up and down, then they go up and down, knocking the car, laughing.
"And it's not just that he got away. It is he's so smug about it. "Ooh, I've been a bad boy!" Gah!"
He Lucy wolf and Diane were heading to the AVL HQ.
"Relax Gru it could be worst" wolf says.
"Oh yeah"
"Come on we need to hurry or we'll be late" Diane says.
"Edna, hey! Looking hot, today. Got, uh, cats on you"
"And it was so humiliating, dangling there in the bubble-gum Speedo. And I didn't have to to go to the gym this week, and I had a big breakfast. And was feeling a little bloated" the four go up.
"You know what? He's not even worth talking about. I don't even want to waste another breath about the guy. And another thing! Next time I see Bratt, I will moonwalk all over his stupid face!
Dah, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ah, ta-tah!""Thank you all for coming at such short notice. It is with great sadness that I inform you that, as of today, I am retiring as head of the AVL" they all gasp, chattering
"Oh, no"
"This can't be happening can it" wolf says.
"It can happen to anyone" Diane says.
"Your new leader is coming directly from head office, effective immediately. She is the very gifted, ver ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci"
"Ugh, wolf was immediately disgusted by her"
"As I look out all over your faces, I am flooded with so many memories"
"Oh, boy! This is a snooze fest!"
"Uh... E-Excuse me. This is my last..."
"Blah, blah, blah! We understand. You're old, you're fat, you're done." She pushes Silas.
"Let me breathe in"
Valerie pushes Silas in, "Ooh, broke a little sweat there"
"This can't be good" wolf says.
"It's never good when they invite the big boss from the big corp"
"First order of business. WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS IS AGENT GRU?!"
Diane and wolf flinched when she shouted his name.
"Oh, that would be me. Although, I don't know if I'd say "loser", per se. Kind of is..." hears a phone ringing, taking it out, looking at Agnes, Margo, and Edith, "Oh, it's the girls. Not a good time"
"Hey!"
"Yes, sir! Uh, ma'am? You're making me nervous"
"How could you let Balthazar Bratt, the AVL's most wanted villain, just get away? That is the opposite of what we do here!"
"Okay, okay. Yes, maybe he got away. Again. But he didn't get the diamond. And I am this close to bringing him in. This close"
"Huh. Interesting. YOU'RE FIRED!"
"What?"
"That's totally not fair. Gru is a great agent! You know what? If you fire him, you're gonna have to fire me, sister-sister. And do you really want to do that? Do ya?" the men throw Gru and Lucy.
"No, no, no, no, no, hey!" they both fall down, screaming, putting parachutes on.
"Well, I guess she did"
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AbenteuerThe mischievous Minions hope that Gru will return to a life of crime after the new boss of the Anti-Villain League fires him. Instead, Gru decides to remain retired and travel to Freedonia to meet his long-lost twin brother for the first time. The r...