Killers in Love- Jeff the Killer x oc fanfic

Chapter one

I was walking down the street, myknife dripping fresh blood from my latest victim, when i saw him. he was as sexy as i can  member ;) from the dream i had of him last nigt. No actually i had dreams about yim for as long as i could rember. he was smilin' of course he has no lips. He wore a white hoodie, stained with the blood of his enimes, black dress pants and black Conversetm shoes. I waved my knife at him and he waved his back, likea sexy sexy mirror. But tonight i saw him fo real. He looked justlike he did in me dreams. he carries a bloody nife and a boket of flowers..................... for me???? I ask, he hands them over, and I blush redder than the blood of my enemies on my knife. "Jeff this is so sweat, i cant bleive you did this, where did you get this?" he looked at me surprised that i was not scared by him. I wasnt like oher girls. like those preppy bitches from my school. I hate them. Fuck you Jennifer!!! they wear makeup i wear blood. that's how it is babyyyyyyy. my teachers are scared of me andso is my dad buthes an abusive assshole so i am glad i scare him he deserves to die!!!!!! Jeff was like "owo who dis" and i was like "uwu I'm Janice, janice the killer OWO" he was like "neat...................... wanna go kill some1?????" i smilled and knew just who to hunt. "lets get jessica, i said, I want her dead." Jeff noded and was like "yeah cool i hate that bitch jennifer a bitch"

They walked down the stret to Jennifer house. it was a huge a mansion. she was stupid rich and also stupid. he dad worked for microsoft. he was bill gates.  we broke into the golden doors with our superhuman strenth. he was kinda strong from the fire damage it made him buff. when he used his muslces on the door i was blusshing he was flexing throough his hoodie!!!! oh yeah!!!!!! the dor broke from the hinges and we were right into in her room,. She was sleepin' in her caonopy bed, but that wasn't how jeff killed people so he walked over to her and woke her up and then said "go to sleep" and then when she layed down he stabbed her twenty three times in her chest then invited my over and i also stabbed her but then!! it wasn't jennifer! it was her mom jennifer1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we ned jennifer2!!!!!!!!!! we travrled throgh the the jungle to find jen2 (A/N jennifer2 for short becauase i dont wanna type her name over and over XD) You moved thoruhg the jungle with Jeff and we used our phones to light the way. 20 jaguars and 30 lions  jumped us. they were guard cats! But hyte loojkd like people! thye wore camo pants and combat boots and no shirts. Not gonna lie, they looked pretty fresh though. They carried machettes and guns. "what r you doin in my house?" jaguar4 said. Jeff pushed me behind him and i blushed so protective!!!!!! 111111 "we are here to kill jen2 do you know her?" "nah, we just live here. this is our house. we own this place. we lit the TwoLegs live here." jeff wanted to stab him but i said no, "dd oyu say two legs? can you tage us to the twolegs?" Jaguar Five was like "no." Lion seventeen was like "our leader must agree before you can see the flatfaces." jaguar 20 shot him a dirty look. "Aslan The Jesus Lion From Narnia is our leader. he leads us to victory when we are not winning. when the going gets tough hes our leader." I was like, "cn u take us to aslanstar????" 

lion 27 said, "sure."

the 50 cat bros surrounded us and began to walk, we followed and we could smell the axe body spray comimgn from their sweaty chests. it was moist in the jungle after all. jeff looked comfortable ;) from the distance we hear,,,, do do doo do, dooo dooo dooooooo, do dodo.... ITS MEGALOVANIA! The cats started moving faster in fear of the gasterblasters. we escape and arrive at the entrance of the clan. all cats enter slowly  and sloely jeff and i follow. eventually we make it insdie and the thorns tore at my shhhit and now i feel exposed. all the guys were like :o but jeff growled at them because i was his! he gave me bouquet of flowers, i member and so did he, hes so sweet i blushed. mum saidthat was ho w babies were made. we were offically BOYFRIEND AND GURLFRIEND!  Anyways........ we walked to were asslanstar lived and walked up the stony path. when the curtain parted we saw him knot deep in a naked writing jen2. OH MY GOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!! 

"JENNIFER i shout i cannot believe shes having S.E.X with the KING OF THE JINGLE???? Aslanstar? "hey," jeff said, and aslanstar whipped his head around, stopping his pounding. "whoops," he said, "hold on," he turned around and jen2 went with him, his knot was stuck and she hung like a limp ragdoll from his meat sceptor. she did not say hi. very rude.  that bitch. 

"i was f[ornicating my wife, what seems to be the contention?" I was like, "YOU!" at gen2 and jeff raised his knife. All the cats were like :o again. they surrounded us in his tight cramped den. it was so hott (A/N literally and figuratevily ;))))  thecats had their dog-teeth claws out and ready. they're manly muscles buldged (AN not the only thing that bulged) Akslanstar raised his kitty paws to the sky in fear, and jen2 dropped to the floor like a sack of wet hamburger meat. his member wasnt out dont worry it had already been sheathed again. "we came for jen2" jeff said and aslan was like "um? she is m'wife? you cannot entrap her, crucify her mome alternatively." jeff rolled his eyes "we already did mufasa lookin ass we want jen2" aslan didnt like taht he was like "do not compare me to that lowrent, bootleg ass, cheap ass Dosney peice of shit" and jen2 wasl like "yeh you go babe"

everyone clapped.