Killers in Love- Jeff the Killer x oc fanfic

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We were in the deepest part of hell now. My feet hurt, so I asked Jeff to carry me, and he did. Each step made my boobies bounce teehee and Jef liked it so he lickd his lips and purred. "Your no a cat anymore!" I shout but Jeff doesn't care. "I still purr, I always murr"

No one laughed at his joke.

"Behold my throne," the devil laughed and waved a gross hand at a seat made of bones and fire. "Whered you get the bones?" i ask and he laughs again, "Like I would tell you, foolish mortal!" I got upset and walked over to him to slap him, but hes the devil so he stopped me. I got upset even more and started to cry, but my tears were blood so I wiped them away before theystained my shirt. "why am i crying blood??" i ask. "it's hell, we all cry blood." the devil said. "I cried blood before hell," jeff said. "oh I guess you cry regular tears then." the devil said. "how would i know?' jeff said and the devil snapped. he started to cry which was weird because his tear ducts were damaged by the fire and the bleach, but they were normal tears. "cool" jeff said

I crept closer to jeff and layed a paw...heh...actually it was my hand on his shoulder. "i wanna do you so much right now." jeff nodded, "i no bby but we can't, not in front of the devil himself." "let him join!" Janice laughed.

the three did it for an hour before janice finally made them stop. it was sexy watching her only two loves have sex, but she'd had enough. "do you have anything to ear around here? All that lovemakng is making me hungr." "of course, we only have subways in hell tho so youll have to get subway." "are you serious?" "Yeah we couldn't contact a mcdonalds and that Jared guy basically solidified the company's place in hell." "wow."we continued our tour until. Jeff said "look thar she blows!" He points at A Anti-gay chick fil la. We walked over and order a chicken samich.

It was good

The devil was mad cuz his had pickles and he only got one chick fil sauce. All of suden, jen2 appears in front of us. She was disgustingly gorgeous. Her Raven Black hair fell down to her butt. One of her eyes was a neon green and the other was glacier freeze blue. She thicc af. With thighs that could crush a melon. Her knew name was Winterheart. She was beautiful, I hated her. She also vampire. "Sup bitches" I saw her fangs when she opened her mouth. I gasped "you also vampire???"-
She was like "no shit you bit me" "but I sucked all the blood out of you!!!!! You died!!!!" "But I was only half dead!"
Jeff put an protective arm around me. I forgot he was there. He snarled I killed your bf aslan!  And I can kill u too!"
Winterheart launches and yelled angry words. Jeff launches too but the devil grabbed him by the hoodie and pulled him back. "If she is in hell, then she is indeed dead. " "but she VAMPYRE." We don't die. We immoral." "That's right asswipes I'm not dead I'm just visiting. I found your cum circle in the woods next to my dads house and my dead bf. so I followed you. "But how ??" I shout and Winterheart laughs. Her hair bounced  behind her like a black waterfall. I hate her. She's so beautiful.     "I'm here to revenge my boyf. " she launched and Jeff followed her lead but the devil grabbed him by his hoodie and pulled him back.  But Winterheart was aiming for him!! She crashed into the devil and he was p I s s e d. He turns into the devil in his true form which was just like that form that you got the neutral ending in undertale. It was horrible we ran but Winterheart didn't. She stayed and fought like a warrior cat. We walked until we couldn't walked. We found the end of hell. Hell is flat like the earth. Suddenly I was tapped o. The shoulder and whipped around. There was a demon. She's a sexy succubus. Jeff was like she can succ my bus if you know what I'm sayin'
The succinct was like "hi. I'm pregnant with your child." But how? Imma gurl.
The demon was like "you and your boyfriend came into the pentagon, it fell on me. Now I'm pregnant."
"Oh" I said.
"Do you wanna keep it?" Jeff asked and then he asked the succ"will we pay child support if you keep it?" And I was like "heff that's our child!! We gon keep it of course we're not gonna pay wtf."
"When are you gonna have him?"
"Three days."
We nodded.
We walked away leaving her on the edge of hell with our baby inside her.
It was about time we went home.
We went to the devil Winterheart had teleported away because she was a vampire we asked if we could go home now and he was like "There is only one way for living beings to leave from hell. You must defeat me in a battle of fiddles."
Luckily I was first chair violin in my oclrchestrav at school and he was tried fom the figt with Winterheart. So I whipped out my fiddle and started shredding. The devil snapped a fiddle into existence. It was on fire and he started playing Chop Suey by system of the down. I beat him because his violin burst into flames. He said "Okay, you can go now."
We blinked and we were in school. How???
We were in algebra listening to the professor drone on and on.  Jeff was there but he didn't leave he decided he could catch up on school :) he wanted to algebra.
We walked to our desk and I sat I. His lap ;) Winterheart was also there and she sat ahead of us. Her head was down and she was taking notes. The teacher was blabbin about algebra and how we need it for life😑
I wasn't taking note, I was doodling. I'm already smart. I have a big galaxy brain. I have straight as. Suddenly there was a test. Oh boy I hope I pass.
Jeff passed me a paper and it had the answers!!! It was the answer key. When I was done I passed it to Ben drowned so he could pass too. He gave the answers to laughing jack and who passed the answers to sonic.exe who passed it slender man who passed it to ticci tobi, who passed it to smiledog.jpg who passed it to eyeless jack who passed it to the rake. We all passed.