Killers in Love- Jeff the Killer x oc fanfic

The Devil's Name is Mordecai

We walked into the forbibben forest. And suddenly Asslon appeared. We were doing it and kissing when he appeared. Aslaan pulled Jeff out of me and threwed him against a tree. He roared a mighty roar and launched at him. "What's all this then?" I says, watching asslan and furry jeff scourge roll on the gungle floor. "Why are you attacking us?" "You surmise you could abscond me? I am Panthera Leo Jesus and you extirpated my wife!"
"Who, JenII? She dead and it my fault, attack me not hejj!"
Jeff was like "is this the end of the chapter yet. I wanna clock out."
I wa slike "wut"
Allan the furry was like "stfu" and jumped at us. We dodged like the badasses we are and Jeff took out his nife-gun and said "go to sleep" and aslan fell asleep as he was jumping and fell to the ground like sack of wet hamburger meat. Jeff stabbed him 666 times. (AN: my dad hate sthis #number. Fuck you dad). The furry fuck was a bloody mass on the floor and we walked away holding hands and doing it. We celebrated by pea tong dark magic that Voldemort taught us. We put on our death eater robes.
Jeb! sayed lets do a summoning like in tha animes. I said "hell yes we will never be accepted by any daek lords unless we summbom someting from hell >:). So we cut ourselves w razor blades on our wrist and jebf looked at my bleeding wrist and liccked it and I said mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. His tong felt so g o od.
We uses are blood to make a pentagraham and we started chanting like they do in cultz n stuffs. And there was glowing and shit and then a notebook appeared in the middew of the circle and I said PH MY GOD ITS THE DEATH NOTE.
I pickt it up and stared at it, do u know what we can do with this???????? Jeff??????
He said

No

We can KILL PEOPLE so easy just by writing. Jeff's eyes got suber wide like wider than usual like I was a lik scared that his eyeballs would fall out of his head but they didn't bc that would be gross. We took the book and ran away after having secks on top of our blood pentagram covered in blood we used blood as loob and I came but the cum disappeared in the pentagram. Somewhere in hell there is our cum I hope it fell in a demons face haha.
We sat in the cumfilled pentagram and wrote name into the deaf note.
Brittney
Jessica
Emily
Ashley
Catherine
Rebecca
Becca
Victoria
Miranda
Tim
Jeff said "how did work"
Janice was like "they would have a heart attack. And they will be all over the news. Were going to be Kira"
Wut Kira
Kira is light
We keep to write in the death note and our phones buzzed. CNN was talking about the ten kids (plus my dad) who died. I smilled and said "look bby they dead!!" We both laughed and had sex again to celebrate. Another orgasmic and our life juices dissappppeared again into the pentagram. We didn't think about it much because we didn't care. We were too busy doing it ;P it hurt when he pulled out because the barbs scrapped against my walls. Remember? Cats have barbed pens. So scourge and I were done nd we left the pentagram of dried blood behind us as we walked. We left the forbidden forest and went back to hogwerts. There were death eaters fighting the students killing forty of them. Voldemort was flying around screamin "wherehary potter?! I and Jeff looked like death eaters so they did not shoot at us. We ran threw the crowd N and raced up the stairs to go to the common rooms except we did not find forms there were another portal! We jumped threw it and was sent to another world.5 thi d world was on fire. There crazy lookin monsters and demons and shit flying around eating people. There is a tall, seedy, smexy man in business casual, a pink button down and khaki pants. with blond short hair and blue eyes. He was white. He smiled a devilish and grumbled and like sans undertale "welcome to hell"
I was like whoa, he hot. And Jeff snapped his neck toward me.
"u wot m8?"
"He hot though, don't you agree?"
Jeff was like "...................... U right?"
The devil stalked up to us and smiled a demonic smile. "How did you end up here? I can't sense your souls, but you're still alive? Why is that?"
Janice was like "we sold our souls to you years ago."
The devil rubbed his chin, "HMM, now you see... I don't remember that. I keep records of all of the souls kept here in Hell. I would remember reaping the souls of a beautiful young girl and a..." He looked at Jeff. "Whatever the hell you're supposed to be."
Jeff was pissed but said nothing cause he new the devil could fuck him up if he tried to stab him. A woman demon ran by screamin "I GOT CUM ALL OVER ME!"
The devil laughed a demonic laugh. "You two did that, didn't you? We all heard it."
I blushed and said no we didnt. The devil laughed evilly and said, "Oh yes you did," he turned his back on us and gestured, "Come... well you already did that. My maids are going to have a hell of a time cleaning up. Follow me."
We walked behind him. Demons munchin on people watched us go with their blood red eyes. I saw me dads soul being torn ip by a demon (AN: HA! TAKE THST DAD!"). I laughed and Jeff laughed and the devil gave a devilish laugh as we walked up the blood red steps that were also on fire The fire didnt burn us cause the devil pushed it away with his devil powers. He was fire proof and Jeff was fire proof since he was burned in a fire. The bleach from the accident gave him Superman strength. The giant three headed dog that blocked the door growled at us. He was blood red and had blood dripping from his jaws. He was also a furry and wore a speedo that showed off his giant bulge. He spread his legs apart so we could walk under him. I had to look up.