Embark with Janice, a lost soul struggling, on her journey to find love in a world uncaring. Met by a familiar figure on the dusty path home, Janice will be forced to choose between following her heart and following her dreams. But what if both path...
AN: Sorry my finger slipped. I didn't mean to post that last one.
It was lunchtime and we were all going to the cafeteria. Jen2 was there sitting wit the polur girls, and i went to sit with them but they said no. I got sad and looked at Jeff who threateneed to sta them. thw school security guards grabbed gum by the hoodie and dragged him off campus, he was;t suppoed to be there, the other pastas were sad to see them go. they were enrolled so they could stay. slendy was the principle and told the guards to let him go but they were like nnah he bad tho. sender was like "he's friend tho, lits of creepy's like him. he's part of my mansion and he belaongs in school. he needs his education."
"does he tho?" says th eguard. slindy man kills him and jeff co mes back. Everyone clapped.
aftr lumch we left school and we walked and walked until we reached The End in Minecraft. he endermen were telepoting around carrying blocks. they were kindsa hot ngl. but my heart belongs to jeff, who is still here by the way. he followed like a poor lost puppy who needs a master. I'll be his matster ;) we still need to kill jen 2 who was still at school, that bitch. getting an education instoead of skipping like the cool kids. jeff took out his knife gun and began to polish it. I decided to sleep so I fell on the ground and passed outWhen i a woke jeff was over me as if he was doing push ups =. i was like " da fuk r u doin" he was like baby i thought u wuz ded she was like "I just went to sleep" I want jeff to be like "Bab you were slep for too dayz. rn't you hung?
and you said "oh no, two days?" suddenly we teleported to the middle of a dessert. there was a tomb with a larege rok. Jeff was like "wtf just jappened? who broght us here?" Janice stood up. I brushed off the dust off of my perfect hot pink leather jacket. since iw as in a desert i was melting. Suddenly we heard a squawk and we turned around and saw a chicken. IT WAS CHICKEN LITTLE! He has dressed in white robes and had a halo over his head. "Blessed be those who follow the lord."
what the fuck
"Praise be the son of hour only god," tony the tiget said, he showed up too. Nick Wilde, Robin Hood (the disney fox), and Mrs Brisby (the mouse) were all there too. Rainbow Dash was there. Shadow the Hedgehog was there. They were all celeb wearing white robes to celebrate the life and death and life again of thir lord. Suddenly the rock trambles. it is pushed aside and ASLAN, THE JESUS LION FROM NARNIA WALKS OUT UNHARMED!!!!!! NOT EVEN A SCAR! He is alwo wearing white robes and has a holy light surrounding hism. He was like "Hospitality my esteemed diciples, I have risen again."
"holy shit how he do that?" i was like, and jeff kissed m'hand. "I killed him, how DO he do that?"
Alan the Jesus is back, but he didt remember that jeff killed him he did nt mind because he was a gforgivven lord. he rose up to the sky and let out his arms and roared a holy roar. it scared janice :'( "suddenly the ground cracks upen. and a bunch of flames shoot out of it. the succingbus from begore was back! the head popped out from the crack and out shot a glowing light frm top of her head. She was giving a birth to us! And um, Asian was upset that his resurrec was being sidruppted.
"What circumstance is this?" the succ grabbed the top of her head and YEETED out baby at us. the baby grew up to a tyeen mid throw like some a Pokemon.
she had black hair like the opposite of the thin thread spun by sleeping beauty, her yes were a gorgeous, emerald green and bright as the sky (but still green). Her hair was not too short but no t too long. it was short in length. Her smile could kill a god, and can turn any atheist into a Christin. (A/N: I Donte hate christians but my dad is Christian so therefore I hare them. you know what I mean???????? Like they act all high and mighte holier than tho but we all know those bithces hace sined more than I have :/ more than any of us, they are siner, specially my ddad. fuck him and everything he likes, including christians.) she already had a name. "what's your name?" I asked. she looked up at janice as she floated in the sky and said "m'names Aphrodite." she wearin a long black leather threnchcoat that went to her ankles. she had combat boots on with fishnet stockings. and a fedora. she looked like a delicious.
s she is flying ant is going to collide!!!! with Aslanstar!!!!!! no!
"APHRO LOOK OUT!!!" SCREAMED Jeff. she did not hear and just like on September 11th 2001 she crashed into the flying lion and they both came down in smoke and fire. It was a disaster that I will never forget. I would never make jokes, about it. It' was and is a traje dy. Alslan was on the ground arms still out like he on da cross, but he really bout to cross dis bitch. "HOW DARE YOU FRACTURE THIS HOLY EXPLOIT" Alan wanted to bit her but I steped forward and tore out his teeth with my own campire teeth. He was all gummy.
Jeff was there
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(This is what ap hrodite looks like)
she was able to hush alanstar, and stated beating him the fuck up with a tire iron. the success must have given to her because we sure didn't :/
"No, I made this from thin air. Call it manifest." said Aphrodite. "HOW THE FOK DID YOU KONW I WAS THINKIN THAT?" "don't freak fam I can read minds. I have the ability. call it clairvoyance."
Jeff was listenin to the sick beat (linked above, listen while you read :D) ((supprot the artist or ill bite you and Jeff will com. >:( )) Aslanstar wasn't dead yet but he was like crawling on his elbows, he ws pretty close. Jeff said "anyone know a vet? get some ketamine in his ass and put him to sleep"
aslan didn't think that was funny but I laughed and so did Aphrodite laughed.
