I was inspired by a few good Diane Foxington x Male reader stories on here and decided to join the trend with my own. It will seem similar to some but it's my very own. Mr. Wolf & his rambunctious crew of criminals still haven't been caught, and dec...
Scene opens on Professor Marmalade in his mansion, getting dressed with the help of his manservant, Cuddles.
The doorbell rings.
Marmalade: Oh, goody.
Scene cuts to you and the rest of the Bad Guys arriving outside, admiring the decor.
Mr. Wolf: Wow.
Ms. Tarantula: Big and fancy.
Mr. Shark: Rodent's got taste. Okay.
Mr. Snake: Huh. Almost makes me wanna be cute.
Sean: I dunno. Who puts a statue of themself in their middle of their own house unless they're so far up their own-
Marmalade: They say experience is the best teacher. And they are wrong. I am. Good morning, students of goodness. And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.
Mr. Piranha: (referring to the Meteorite) A giant butt!
Marmalade: Huh? Uh, it's-it's not a butt. It's a lamp- (claps and the "lamp" turns on) -in the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest...
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Mr. Piranha: I wonder whose butt it is.
Marmalade: Once again, it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a Heart. Now, as I was saying...
Mr. Piranha: Then why does it have cheeks?
Wolf, Snake, Shark, and Piranha shush him while you chuckle to yourself.
Mr. Piranha: What? I've never seen a Heart with cheeks.
Marmalade: (scoff) It's not a...
Sean: (cocking your head) From this angle it kinda looks like a pair of-
Marmalade: It's not a Butt! And it is not Breasts!
Mr. Piranha: Does he know what a Butt is?
Mr. Shark: (teasingly) Like you wanna see the Governor naked?
Sean: (getting in his face) We're not talking about that right now!
Marmalade: (clears throat) As I was saying, on the outside, the six of you are villains, predators, remorseless sociopaths.
Mr. Shark: Oh, stop. You're making me blush.
Sean: I've been called worse.
Marmalade: But inside, there's a flower...the flower of goodness... and when it blooms and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating through your body, you're going to want to feel it all the time.
You and Wolf look back at your tails, remembering how they had wagged yesterday.
