Professor Marmalade: I'm starting to see why your friends dumped you
Mr. Snake: I don't have any friends!
Mr. Wolf: Snake!
Mr. Snake: Wolf?
Mr. Wolf: Snake, come back!
Mr. Shark: We need you, baby!
Ms. Tarantula: And you need us!
Professor Marmalade: (fake compassion) Awww, there you go again, making it personal. (Shouting) I'll give you one last chance to give me the Meteorite!
Sean: Not a chance in Hell, Rodent!
Mr. Piranha: Yeah Whatcha gonna do Whiskers?
He grabs the mind-control helmet off of Snake and summons his Guinea-Pig army.
Sean: You just HAD to ask!
Mr. Shark: We've got adorable company.
Mr. Piranha: Floor it!
You rev your motorcycle while Wolf slams the gas pedal, both of you weaving around the Tsunami of Marmalade's unwitting minions.
Ms. Tarantula: When I woke up this morning, this is NOT how I saw today going!
Sean: Did I mention that I hate this guy? Because I REALLY HATE THIS GUY!
Cut back to Marmalade and Snake watching you dodge the attacks.
Mr. Snake: Hey, hey, let's dial this down a notch, huh? Besides, you'll never get them. Wolf and Sean are top-notch drivers. When Sean hits top speed he's untouchable. Hehehe.
Professor Marmalade: Hmm. You're right. Then perhaps it's time to exploit Wolf's greatest weakness. (strokes Snake's tail)
Mr. Snake: Exactly. Wait-
He's cut off as Marmalade grabs him and tosses him out of the helicopter.
He "swims" mid air and bites onto the landing gear.
Mr. Wolf: Ok, Ok! You win!
Sean: Just take it easy before you do something you really regret. You can have the Meteorite.
Professor Marmalade: Good boy, Sean.
He disperses his Guinea Pig army and presses a button. A claw descends and grabs the Meteorite.
Mr. Wolf: (to Piranha) Take the wheel. (grabs chain) Not so fast! Pull him up first! Or I'll use this! (pulls out Diane's blowtorch lipstick)
Professor Marmalade: Oh, come now...
Wolf activates it and starts cutting through the chain.
Sean: Do it, Marmalade. Or else you'll never get your precious space rock.
Professor Marmalade: If you insist...
He hits a button on a remote and the helicopter ascends and starts flying towards the crater that the Meteorite created.
Professor Marmalade: You want him? He's yours. (kicks Snake off)
Mr. Wolf & Sean: SNAKE!/NO!
He and you rev your vehicles and plow through the hoard of Guinea Pigs before noticing that the bridge is out.
Mr. Wolf: Guys, I know it sounds crazy, but we have to jump it.
Sean: He's right. It's our only way!
Mr. Piranha: Crazy? You're finally speaking my language, chicos.
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Live Good or Die Bad?(The Bad Guys Fanfic)
Fiksi PenggemarI was inspired by a few good Diane Foxington x Male reader stories on here and decided to join the trend with my own. It will seem similar to some but it's my very own. Mr. Wolf & his rambunctious crew of criminals still haven't been caught, and dec...
