I was inspired by a few good Diane Foxington x Male reader stories on here and decided to join the trend with my own. It will seem similar to some but it's my very own. Mr. Wolf & his rambunctious crew of criminals still haven't been caught, and dec...
The scene cuts to the Golden Dolphin awards ceremony while you and Mr. Wolf voiceover your plan
Mr. Wolf: Like every year, the ceremony will be held at the museum of Fine Arts, where the Golden Dolphin will be positioned just beyond the backstage curtain.
Scene shows the Dolphin on a pedestal, surrounded by a laser grid
Mr. Piranha: Pfft. Sounds easy.
Sean: (putting on a tuxedo) Exactly. *Sounds* easy, Hermano. But we'll need to bypass three levels of Security.
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Mr. Wolf: So step one, we'll need to blend in.
Scene cuts to all of you arriving at the Golden Dolphin ceremony while Rupert Marmalade shows up in his limo.
Mr. Wolf: Professor Marmalade, this year's recipient of the Golden Dolphin, the most annoying good creature on the planet.
Sean: He's gotta have some kind of dark secret. No one is *that* nice and virtuous.
Professor Marmalade exits his limo and starts signing autographs.
Tiffany Fluffit: Professor, in the past year, you've stopped wars, fed the hungry, and saved countless Pandas. Some have described your goodness as second only to Mother Teresa.
Professor Marmalade: (chuckles) Oh, Tiffany. It's not a competition. And if it were, it would really be more of a tie. But we can all agree that there is a flower of goodness inside all of us, just waiting to blossom.
Scene cuts to Chief Luggins and Diane as Wolf does a voiceover.
Mr. Wolf: Once inside, there are two armored doors. The first can only be opened by a special key card that is carried by our dear friend, the chief of police.
Sean: And by dear friend, you mean incompetent oaf that we always outwit. The second door is outfitted with a retinal scanner and guarded by an elite special ops unit trained to strike first and ask questions later.
Scene shows Diane unlocking the second door with her eyes. One of the guards snatches a fly out of the air and punching it several times.
Sean: Governor Foxington is the only one who has clearance to the second door.
Mr. Wolf: So step two, Sean will have to get up close and personal with his girlfriend.
Sean: Not my girlfriend!!! If anyone else says that, I will punch you.
Scene cuts to Diane with dignitaries outside
Diane: Enjoy your evening, Mr. Ambassador.
Camera pans to show you standing behind her looking at a statue. You put on an excellent European accent to disguise your voice.
