I was inspired by a few good Diane Foxington x Male reader stories on here and decided to join the trend with my own. It will seem similar to some but it's my very own. Mr. Wolf & his rambunctious crew of criminals still haven't been caught, and dec...
Scene opens on you and the rest of the Bad Guys on a boat, being transported to a maximum security prison on a remote island, before transitioning to you being processed.
Mr. Shark: I can't believe we got double-crossed by a tiny rodent.
Mr. Snake: Oh, we got double-crossed by *two* rodents, and neither of them are tiny.
Mr. Shark: What?
A guard comes and grabs Snake by the neck and brings him over to a processing station.
Mr. Snake: This was supposed to be us conning Marmalade. Turns out it was Wolf and Sean conning *Us!*
The guard wrings his neck and he coughs up a variety of objects.
Mr. Snake: Does that sound familiar to you guys?!
Sean: (being scanned with a metal detector) What? Why would you think that? If anything that fucking pig should be held accountable for our mess!
Mr. Snake: Oh, I don't know, maybe because you just sabotaged the heist of our lives! I think the two of you owe us an explanation.
Mr. Wolf: Okay. You're right.
A guard escorts him to have his mugshot taken.
Mr. Wolf: Back in the museum, I tried to to steal an old lady's purse.
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Mr. Wolf: Classic snatch and grab.
Ms. Tarantula: (having her prints taken) *Tried* to? Since when do you try to steal something and not just steal it?
Mr. Wolf: (getting his prison jumpsuit) I was trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and...I kind of helped her.
Mr. Snake: (getting his mugshot) What?!
Sean: (getting your mugshot) He said he helped her. What, was he just supposed to let an old lady fell down the stairs and possibly break her neck and die? (gives smug and "rizz" look as camera flashes)
Mr. Piranha: (getting his mugshot) But then you stole the purse.
Mr. Wolf: No, I didn't. I saved the old lady, and she hugged me, and my tail wagged, and I didn't know what it was, but it felt, uh, you know... good.
Snake, Piranha, Tarantula, and Shark all gasp.
Ms. Tarantula: What about Sean supposedly helping a kid?
Sean: The weeping sap got separated from his parents, I found him crying, and I helped him. Like Wolf, I got hugged, my tail wagged, and I enjoyed it.
Snake, Tarantula, and Shark all stare at you dumbfounded.
Mr. Piranha: Ahhhh...but then Wolf stole the purse and Sean stole the kid's allowance or whatever.
