CHAPTER FOUR
duets
"Of course," Kamila says, "Of course Noah Puckerman wound up in juvie. It was just a matter of time."
"This is terrible," Rachel furrows her eyebrows, "Now we're missing a member."
"No," Mr. Schue shakes his head, "Now, we've gained two."
"Huh?" Kamila says, and Mr. Schue smiles.
"Welcome our new members," Mr. Schue tells the group, "Sam Evans and Cameron Moreau."
Kamila furrows her eyebrows as Cameron and Sam walk in, "What the hell? I thought you didn't want to join."
Cameron shrugs, "Your friends are very convincing."
"Hey, guys," Sam beams, "I'm Sam. Sam I am. I don't like green eggs and ham."
"Jesus Christ," Santana rolls her eyes, "He has no game."
"Alright!" Finn exclaims, "This is gonna be great. Cameron, Sam, you'll love it here."
"I hope," Cameron says, taking a seat next to Kamila.
"Question for the group," Mr. Schue begins, "What is a duet?"
"A blanket."
"A duet is when two voices join to become one," Mr. Schue explains, "Great duets are like a great marriage. The singers compliment each other, push each other to be better."
Kurt whispers to Kamila, "He's definitely gay."
Kamila looks down at Sam, "Really? You think 'fish-lips-and-Bieber-cut' is gay?"
Kurt shrugs, "No straight guy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993."
Mercedes rolls her eyes, "You're crazy, circa 2010."
Cameron furrows his eyebrows at the interaction, turning his attention back to Mr. Schue.
"So," Mr. Schue says, "This week, I want you to pair up and sing a duet. And I'm making this a competition. Winner gets dinner for two, on me, at Breadstix."
Kamila smiles, "We got this. I can think of a million songs already."
"I probably I won't know any of them."
•••
"We need to sing together," Quinn Fabray says, her eyebrows laced in concern.
Kamila tilts her head, "Quinn, why would you want to sing a duet with me?"
"Because I don't want to sing one with Sam," Quinn explains, "And our voices work so well together. We may have had our trouble in the past--"
"Trouble is one way to phrase it."
"--But you can't disagree that we aren't perfect singers," Quinn shrugs.
Kamila sighs, "I'm supposed to sing with Cam, anyway."
"Cameron can sing with Sam," Quinn suggests.
"Won't that make Sam look gay?"
"No." Quinn insists, "You're dating Cameron, I mean, when you're next to him, he doesn't look gay at all. And Sam never looks gay, he has the Justin Bieber haircut."
Kamila runs a hand through her hair, considering it.
"Fine."
•••
🎶 Cool for the Summer 🎶
🎼 performed by quinn & kamila 🎼
The Glee club applauds the duet, but Cameron watches with narrowed eyes.
"Did you like it?" Kamila beams, a hopeful look in her eyes.
"It was great, Kamila," Cameron answers, "I'm just a little nervous because I'm not doing a duet with you and you're my girlfriend--"
"You and Sam are close, though, right?"
I mean, yeah.
"Not really?" Cameron shrugs, "We're friends, but I wouldn't say close."
"Don't worry," Kamila smiles softly, "I picked out a couple song options for you guys."
"Fine. You're lucky I like you, Kam."
"Did you just call me Kam?" She chuckles, "Holy shit. Kam and Cam."
•••
🎶 Eenie Meenie 🎶
🎼 performed by sam & cameron 🎼
"I have nothing positive to say about that," Santana narrows her eyes.
"I thought it was great," Kamila says, optimistically, "Bieber and Kingston. Good choice."
"I thought it was wonderful," says Rachel.
"You did?" Cameron furrows his eyebrows.
"Of course I did," Rachel smiles softly, "I'm sure everyone can tell you two definitely have a better chance of winning than Finn and I's godawful performance."
Finn instantly nods, eliciting a sigh from Kamila.
Cameron furrows his eyebrows, "They're definitely throwing the competition, right?"
Kamila nods, "Definitely."
•••
Mr. Schue spins around in his seat after counting the votes, "Even though it looks like just about everyone voted for themselves, we do have a winner."
The students wait in anticipation as Mr. Schue pulls out a Breadstix certificate, waving it in the air.
"The winner is..."
Rachel looks at Finn knowingly. The two threw the competition and they both know who will win thanks to them.
"Sam and Cameron!"
"What?" Santana exclaims, standing up, "Screw that! I want my sticks!"
Mercedes holds Santana back as Cameron and Sam get their certificates.
"Just to be clear, we're two completely heterosexual men enjoying dinner together in a completely not-gay way," Cameron mutters, earning a nod from Sam.
"Agreed."
a/n: when i pull up to the homosexual competition but my opponent is cammcake
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