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House of Baloo 2, 3

Adventure

As the stranded person crash-lands on the moon and embarks on a quest to find a crystal that holds the key to their return home, they unwittingly set off a chain of events that leads to the destruction of the moon itself. Now, they must navigate the...

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"Now where could I find this crystal?"
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"Oh! The ISS Base!"
"What could they be up to?"
"Yes, I told them. I KNOW RIGHT? It was so annoying at first because they didn't even tell me they were going to Milan, so then I was all like "why didn't you tell me until now???" And then they were all like" "cuz we don't like you" and then I was all like "we're not friends anymore!" and then they were all like "fine!"
"After that, I booked my own flight to Milan, just gotta get back to Earth in time. It's gonna be one of those informational meeting flights, so yeah. Anyway, I'm going to arrive in around 6 so don't be late."
"Anyways.."
"Wait! What's this?"
Flyer: CRYSTAL MANUFACTURING CORE MEETING AT 3:30 MP, MOON TIME. DONT BE LATE! PLEASE SEE DR. RODGERS FOR ANY QUESTIONS.
"How did they not notice this before? The crystals been here the whole time! It all makes sense! The ISS didn't wanna be bothered by the astronauts so they made a whole crystal mission up to waste their time and stop bothering them!"
"I'm going to go find that crystal, and maybe even explode some things."
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"Maybe we should apply to a job or something, let's do something."
"Good idea!"
"But how?"
"Not sure, we can maybe teleport through a portal or some sort."
"Wait I can teleport us to a bakery! We can make cookies!"
inserts portal
portal appears
"Ok great jump in!"
"AHHHHHH"
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"Here we are! Wait.. things look weird here."
"Greetings, welcome to Cookie Bakery! How may I help you?" The staff looked like grandmas.
"Hi, we were looking to-"
"The portals? We got those!"
"What?"
"We also have farms, mines, banks, temples, etc!"
"We even have our own alchemy lab!"
"Wait.. grandma workers, farms, mines, banks, temples, and alchemy labs??? This is the wrong dimension! This is Cookie Clicker! Not the Bakery!"
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"What have they done? These poor astronauts!"
"HEY! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"
"Ahhh!"
"GET BACK HERE!"
"Eat this!"
"AHHHH!"
X threw TNT at the guard and it killed the guard as it exploded.
Meanwhile in another room..
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"Do you feel that? A sudden tremor?"
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