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X and the gang cruised through space, led by the young alien named Weo. What kind of creature was it, anyway? And what was with those weird noises? Whenever confronted with a question, it would say, "Weo is Weoorp, WEEOORK!" All they could do was trust that he knew where the Pure Crystal was and follow him. They were doing just that when something appeared ahead of them. It was a teeny-tiny planet.

Planet Walking

"This planet really seems...on the small side... Just where do you intend to take us?" Tippi asked.

"Somewhere on this planet should be an entrance to the Space Byway, weeeoork! Yup! It's a shortcut to the Pure Crystal!"

"Really... You don't say... And where might that entrance be?"

 "Weo weo weoo... You're gonna laugh, weeoorg! IT'S... Weo forgot."

"What!?"

"......."

"Don't look at Weo like that! Everything's fine! I think there probably should be some clues around here somewhere, weo..."

"What a wretch..."

"HNNNNGH!"

"What is it?! Do you remember something?"

"No! I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, weeork! I can't hold it anymore!"

He runs off.

"... Let's...look for some clues ourselves..."

X nods. They proceed, and then they find Weo by the bathroom door.

X knocks on the door.

"Heeeere I seeeeeet, amore! Awaiting youuuuuu, amore! No more, no more, amore!" The voice said.

"This is no time for some silly song, weeork! I've got a bathroom emergency here!"

"100 years agooooo, amore! I came in here to go, amore! So bored, so bored, amore! No toilet paper here, amore! I wait 100 yeeeears, amore! What for, what for, amore? Any paaaper, please, amore? Just a sheet for me, amore! Implore, implore, amore!"

X and the others explore the planet, and eventually they come to a green door. Inside is a white alien..

"Greetings, young explorer... Welcome to this remote land. You must be bushed. I'm what's known as an active senior explorer. The name's Bloopy. I'm 72."

"In my youth, while everyone hunted for snacks, I hunted the Big Treasure of Space. It's big. And it will be mine at last! I found a clue in the space ruins! So, explorer to explorer... I'll cut you a deal... This clue for 10 coins! YOU BUY IT!"

"Deal!"

"Cool! We got the Ancient Clue! The scroll has the following words scribbled on it: By rock man's noggin, when outer space is reversed, the door secret hides."

"I'm through with you... Go home now!"

X goes all the way back to the bathroom door where Weo is waiting.

"Any paaaper, please, amore? Just a sheet for me, amore! Implore, implore, amore! Paaapes, paaapes, amore! Looove the paaapes, amore! Oh more, oh more, amore!"

X takes out the Ancient Clue, and the person inside takes it.

"Fleep has a-waited for you! At last we meeeet, mi amore! My sweeeet, sweeeet paper! And now we do part, amore! For down you depart, amore! No more, no more, amore!"

"We-Weo can't take it anymore! Weo will burst! Evacuate all personnel!"

He rushes into the bathroom, and a Pixl comes out.

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