You and I| Stray Kids x Reader

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"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING." - Jisung

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" - Hyunjin

"MY EYES." - Jeongin

"WHY IS EVERYONE BUFF AND MUSCULAR." - y/n

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"oh hey guys 😁"

Changbin said casually as he held A FUCKING CONTAINER FILLED WITH WHITE POWDER.

"Changbin. i thought we went over why we should not eat the suspicious white powder"

i said, trying my best to smile menacingly as i reached to take the container from the man who thought it was okay to feed everyone steroids.

"but look at how strong everyone got?? even Seungmin upgraded from a sleeper build to the Changbin look"

Changbin said as he pulled the container out of my reach, motioning for me to look at Seungmin. he looked super buff... like Changbin buff.

"it feels weird"

Seungmin shivered, as did everyone else who ingested this suspicious white powder. it didn't seem to be hurting them, just making them feel weird.

"wanna try some? you could become a total muscle mommy"

Changbin pitched as he held a spoon full of powder to me. i pushed it away gently while shaking my head.

"i understand we want to become good enough to fight against the system, but do we really have to rely on some sketchy drugs?"

Hyunjin said skeptically as he also refused Changbin's offering.

"guys i don't know if you knew, but i'm pretty sure your dick becomes smaller if you do drugs"

Chan said out of nowhere.

...

"party's over you guys"

i sighed, snatching the jar from Changbin and tossing it outside as everyone panicked inside.

(PARTYS NOT OVER PARTYS NOT OVER)

"was that made up or are you for real?"

i asked Chan after i saw that he had followed me outside. he laughed a bit.

"i'm not sure actually. i feel like i've heard it somewhere but it might be fake you know?"

he said, smiling and showing his dimples that i didn't realize he had.

"you're just like a dad, lying to his kids so they don't want to do something you don't like"

i scoffed. Chan's smiley face turned into a mischievous one.

"if i'm the dad and lying to them, are you the wife scolding her husband?"

Chan said teasingly as he wiggled his eyebrows. i laughed.

"maybe i am. 7 kiddos is a little much though"

i said as i glanced over as Jeongin approached us and started wheezing with the amount of drug dust flying in the air from when i broke the container.

"don't come out here, go back inside"

i said as i rushed over to Jeongin and led him back inside the house, covering his mouth and nose with my hand.

(meanwhile, Chan had a soft pink blush spreading across his face as he watched y/n leave adoringly, taking care of Jeongin)

everyone was still going into a panic, so i slammed my hand down on the metal counter. the ring i was wearing make a sharp clanging sound echo throughout the room.

i kinda regret doing that. it hurt like a bitch.

"guys, please. your dick size isn't gonna shrink because you did drugs once. just don't do this again"

i said sternly as i tried to ignore the stinging pain in my left hand.

"so it won't shrink??"

Minho asked hopefully. i turned to him and what i saw was mildly horrific.

"SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT AWAY- YOU GUYS TOO?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING"

i screamed and slapped my hand over my eyes and Jeongin's as everyone's dicks were staring me straight in the face.

"WE WERE JUST MEASURING IT TO CHECK IF IT SHRUNK OR NOT"

Hyunjin screamed and everyone just started yelling and i heard clothes rustling, which HOPEFULLY meant they were pulling their pants back up.

"y/nnie, i have a dick and you don't. i don't think you should be the one covering my eyes"

Jeongin said as he calmly removed my hands from his face and mine. everyone had thankfully put their clothes back on and i sighed in relief.

"next time, how about we think about where we are before pulling our dicks out"

i sighed exhaustedly as i heard the gentle chiming of a bell, signaling that Chan had come back.

"i heard what was happening from outside but i didn't wanna come in"

he said, also sounding tired but amused. i sighed and motioned for everyone to sit down at the rather small dining table.

"okay so, we have everyone. now what?"

i asked as i took a seat. everyone looked at Chan, our super cool reliable leader.

"well i mean making ourselves strong with steroids isn't gonna work so we have to switch plans now"

Chan said as he stared at the table, presumably contemplating our next actions.

"anyone else got any ideas in the meantime?"

i asked as Chan was clearly at a loss for what to do.

"i saw something in my dream but i don't know if it's real. i want someone to come with me to check it out"

Felix said from the other side of the table. we all looked at him, some with more confused looks than others.

"what exactly happened in this dream?"

Minho asked skeptically.

"i saw a door we have to go through to get out of this weird ass kitchen race car place, but it's hella dangerous"

Felix said somewhat nervously.

"well Chan? should we go?"

i asked, walking step by step around the table, throwing my arm around Felix's shoulders. Chan bit his bottom lip nervously.

"we does not include you. i'm going with him"

Jisung piped up from next to Chan. i glared at him.

"what? you've been looking around for a while now. take a break, and we can protect each other"

Jisung said loftily. i thought for a moment.

i really am exhausted. the anxiety and panic and aching legs from running was starting to hit me.

"i'm all for it. i don't care who goes, as long as you aren't alone. figure it out"

Chan said, not trying to hide the exhaustion in his voice as he stumbled towards the bedrooms.

"be careful"

i said simply, following Chan after giving the two quick hugs.

i passed out after hitting the bed.

(me bc im so ducking tired these days)