Thom Yorke's anger burned like a wildfire after Jonny messed up idioteque as he watched Jonny Greenwood flee to the backstage out of fear. Determined to teach Jonny a lesson his footsteps quickened the sound echoing through the hallways. With smoke still billowing from his ears Thom barged through the backstage door his eyes fixed on Jonny..
"Jonny... you know what happens next" Thom growled his voice laced with both frustration and a hint of sadistic pleasure. Jonny's terrified eyes welled up with tears streaming down his face as he pleaded for mercy.
"Please Thom I didn't mean to mess up the song. It was a mistake!" Jonny pleaded desperately his voice quivering.
But Thom was resolute. He slowly approached Jonny his anger boiling just beneath the surface. In one hand Thom clutched a spoon glinting ominously in the dim backstage lights. In his other hand he held a jar of green pea baby food..
Jonny's heart raced with fear as Thom's intentions became clear. He had seen this punishment before - a humiliating ritual Thom had devised to ensure that mistakes were not repeated. But in the pit of his stomach Jonny knew that there was more at stake this time.
Thom moved closer his eyes burning with a mix of anger and determination. "Open wide Jonny.." he commanded his voice icy and cruel.
Jonny's pleas grew louder his cries mingling with the backstage commotion. "Please Thom! I'll do anything else! Just not this!"
But Thom was deaf to his pleading. He dipped the spoon into the jar of green pea baby food scooping up a generous amount. The scent of the pureed peas filled the air a sickly sweet reminder of what was to come.
As Thom neared Jonny closed his eyes tight preparing himself for the inevitable. The sound of the spoon tapping against the jar echoed in his ears haunting him. He waited for the cold mushy mixture to touch his lips prepared for the disgusting taste of baby food.
Thom watched as Jonny reluctantly opened his mouth wide revealing a mixture of fear and desperation in his eyes. The room was filled with a heavy silence as Thom prepared to feed him the green pea baby food.
There was a brief moment of resistance as if Jonny's instincts were telling him to reject the impending horror. But finally he gave in and allowed the spoon to enter.
As the green mush settled onto Jonny's tongue a look of absolute disgust washed over his face. The taste was repugnant a vile combination of blandness and an inexplicable bitterness. The texture was slimy and unappetizing making him want to gag.
Tears threatened to spill from Jonny's eyes as he struggled to keep the unwanted mouthful down. But Thom oblivious to Jonny's suffering simply encouraged him to swallow.
"Come on Jonny you can do it! It's just a little bit" Jonny's thoughts said trying to encourage him so the punishment doesn't worsen.
Jonny whimpered feeling his stomach churn and twist in protest. He understood the necessity of eating his vegetables but this was an entirely different realm of torture. How could something so seemingly innocent be so revolting?
Summoning every ounce of courage Jonny forced himself to swallow feeling the slimy substance slither reluctantly down his throat. He couldn't help but shudder at the sensation trying to push away the lingering taste and sensation from his mind.
Thom unaware of Jonny's internal struggle applauded him with a bright smile. "Well done Jonny! See that wasn't so bad was it?" he said sarcastically and offering him another spoonful of the dreaded green pea baby food.
Jonny's eyes widened in horror. He couldn't go through this torture again. He recoiled shaking his head vehemently tears streaming down his cheeks.
"N-no please Thom I can't. It's too awful Jonny begged his voice full of genuine distress.
"Jonny, my dear friend," Thom said with a hint of mischief in his voice, "you do realise you'll be eating this full baby food jar right?"
Confused, Jonny looked at the jar of baby food in Thom's hand. " w-what! WHY!" he asked, his brow furrowing and fear hitting him worse than before.
Thom's grin widened. "For every note you didn't play fast enough on 'Idioteque,' you will have to take a bite of this delicious green pea baby food 😈."
Jonny's eyes widened in disbelief. "Thom, that's ridiculous! You can't be serious."
But Thom was serious. He handed Jonny a spoon and motioned for him to take a bite. Reluctantly, Jonny complied. As he swallowed the third bite, he felt a wave of nausea wash over him. Each subsequent bite seemed to intensify the feeling.
With each note that Jonny played too slowly, Thom would feed him another spoonful of the green pea baby food. The more he ate, the closer he came to the brink of puking. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Jonny couldn't take it anymore. He excused himself and rushed to the bathroom.
As Jonny leaned over the toilet his face pale and his stomach churning he never expected to meet someone like Mickey Milkovich. The sarcastic British accent that came from an American man confused Jonny for a moment but he was too busy trying not to vomit to give it much thought.
"Mate looks like you had a rough time Mickey said with a smirk his voice dripping with snark. "You must be feeling pretty flushed right about now."
Jonny managed a weak smile and flushed the toilet watching as Mickey swirled down the drain. He watched with fascination as the water circled around gradually disappearing from sight. Jonny leaned closer trying to catch a glimpse of Mickey until finally the water stopped swirling and the toilet was empty.
Curiosity got the better of Jonny and he couldn't resist the urge to investigate. He crouched down and peered into the toilet bowl expecting to find a small tunnel or a hidden compartment that Mickey might have slipped into. Instead he found only darkness.
Feeling slightly disappointed Jonny pulled himself back up and flushed the toilet again hoping that Mickey would magically reappear. But this time there was no sign of him. disappointment filled Jonny's mind as he sighs and leaves the public bathroom
the end 🥰
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