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Thrushpelt: I don't understand why you chose Oakheart over me!

Bluestar: why not?

Thrushpelt: well, I'm nice, he's annoying, he's RiverClan, I'm ThunderClan, and-

Bluestar: he's nice, you're annoying, ThunderClan is boring and RiverClan rules!

Firestar: Bluestar! How can you say that?? ThunderClan is awesome!

Bluestar: yeah, it was. Until you became THAT NOSY NEIGHBOUR AND EVERYONE STARTED HATING YOU.

Firestar: oh, wait... hey! Everybody loves me!

Bluestar: I wonder how much of you is fake.

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