Cinderpelt was asked if she had to choose her job or her love, who would it be?
Cinderpelt: ... neither
Sandstorm: HUH?? So I've really got Firestar to myself!
Spottedleaf: no you don't
Cinderpelt: well, it's because Firestar has his own true love!
Sandstorm: oh, that's sweet.
Spottedleaf: she's referring to me.
Cinderpelt: ... also he's kind of stinky, so I wouldn't want to sleep with him.
Sandstorm: * gasps * I'm not the only one!
Cinderpelt: then as a medicine cat all I do is pluck out thorns!
Firestar: Cinderpelt! I've got a thorn in my paw!
Cinderpelt: You see? And how old is he?
Sandstorm: He's about as ancient as a fossil, but he acts like a kit.
Cinderpelt: Exactly.
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