Hollyleaf: what's everybody's favorite food?
Firestar: mouse mouse mouse definitely mouse!
Sandstorm: rabbit, I suppose?
Jayfeather: well, it depends. If it was caught by Lionblaze, then no, I do not like the prey. If it was caught by Hollyleaf, I know it was respectfully caught strictly within the boundaries of the warrior code, and you didn't make a pawstep wrong.
Hollyleaf: ... Jay, that wasn't what I was asking.
Jayfeather: but that is my answer.
Hollyleaf: jay, are you alright?
Jayfeather: NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT! STOP BOTHERING ME FOR THIS STUPID SPOOF BOOK!
YOU ARE READING
Warriors Spoofs
FanfictionSpoofityspoofityspoofyspoofyspoofs I made the cover myself!! I can finally do it!!
