Warriors Spoofs

#27

Hollyleaf: Thistleclaw, you're a guest here for the next spoof.

Thistleclaw: *hunting all the prey in StarClan* DARK FOREST PREY IS TRASH FINALLY JUICY MICE!

Hollyleaf: ... can we get on with the spoof, please?

Thistleclaw: okay okay, what is the question?

Hollyleaf: who did you love more, Snowfur or Spottedleaf?

Thistleclaw: who's Spottedleaf again?

Hollyleaf: Spottedpaw, the apprentice who became a medicine cat?

Thistleclaw: oh her. I flirted a ton with her.

Hollyleaf: yes, answer the question?

Thistleclaw: *munches on a rabbit* mhmm I think Snowfur, didn't she appeal for me to go to StarClan? Also Spottedleaf fell in love with a kittypet!

Hollyleaf: to be fair, she loved you, and I think that's worse.