Month Eight : Week Two
Taunt - Lovejoy
So I got caught skipping classes by Mom Mom. Now I'm really on house arrest and shit. She also takes me to school every morning and watched me go inside and has the dean on speed dial. Shits wack right now.
On the bright side, I have this really fucking hot teacher with a british accent and boy am I swooning. Mars laughs behind me every time I stop breathing when he looks at me, but boy is he hot.
I pulled out my phone to text the one person i knew would laugh.
Wilbur Soot :O
ARE YOU IN MY GEOGRAPHY CLASS?!?!
MF THERES A RLLY FUCKIN HOT BRITISH TEACHER I HAVE
OMFG BRO
CHILLS
idk whether to take that as a compliment or laugh?
both
you do both will
good bc im laughing
ofc hes hot
hes british
HE LOOKS KINDA LIKE YOU
ITS SO COOL
HE ALSO JUST REMINDS ME OF YOU
tommy reminds you of me
you lump us brits in a group
nuh uhhh
tommys not hot
anyway
moving past
"Asterin, where is one place in the world you would want to go?" He asked, staring at me.
"Uh, United Kingdom." I spluttered, stumbling over my words. My heart raced and Mars was holding back laughter.
"Oh? Why the UK?"
"My, uh, uncle lives there." I mentally face palmed.
What the fuck is wrong with me
"I thought your uncle lived in San Francisco?" Mars poked fun at me.
"Can I not have two uncles?" I asked, whipping around to face her.
"Where does he live?" He asked, looking at me with a small smile.
Fuck me oh my fucking god i wanna die right now
"Uh, Brighton." I said quickly, really trying to make this moment just fucking pass over.
"Oh! That's cool! I lived there for a while before moving here." He said with a smile before moving on to Mars. I sighed in relief, thankful that was over.
Wilbur Soot :O
your my uncle now
bc i just lied out of my ass
and said my uncle lived in brighton
and thats why i wanna go there
fuck me
i got so nervous
i wanna die
omfg youre so down bad for this teacher asterin
KILL ME WILL
no <3
fuck you <3
Month Eight : Week Three
anatomy - kenzie
It's just anatomy
"Happy birthday Asher!" I yelled, running into his room and jumping on the bed. He groaned as I landed on him.
"Thank you, Asterin." He laughed.
"What are we doing today?" I asked, rolling to the side of him with a smile.
"I'm going out with Mom for a bit. We can go bowling like we always do after though?" He asked, standing up and covering me with his blanket.
"Like, with mom?" I asked.
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Unfortunate Reality || Ranboo ✔️
FanfictionHer knuckles hit gently against the wooden door. Her hair was soaked, clothes sticking to her uncomfortably. Her car was at her Uncle's seeing as she just ran from there. The door opened and there stood a very confused Ranboo. The pair hadn't talke...
