𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 | Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel

Pilot

All the I.M.P employees were sitting in the meeting room, Blitzø talking up-front, Loona on her phone, Violet listening to her music, and Moxxie and Millie just watching, sitting across from Loona and Violet.

"Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. Moxxie." Blitzo quickly said, making Moxxie give a confused and offended look. "Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"

"What about a car wash?" Millie asked as her eyes sparkled

"This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay?" Blitzø stated, "Ooh, what about a billboard?" He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie said, rolling his eyes.

Blitzo wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder, "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." He then pushes Moxxie away, "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Blitzo turns on a TV and Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Violet snaps a man's neck, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs.

As Blitzo shows the tv everyone but Moxxie is eating popcorn. "Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzo said

"I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches." Moxxie said

"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzo said

"People love musicals, sir." Millie said

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical." Blitzo does jazz hands, "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

"Sir–"

"'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzo said

"Who the fuck cares Blitzo." Violet said

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie teased

"I-- What?"

"I thought I knew you." Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie!" Blitzo tearfully holds up a plaque with Moxxie's picture on it, "After I made you employee of the month!"

"Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" Moxxie said

"I liked it." Millie said

"Do not–" Moxxie points at Millie, "Do not agree with him in front of me!"

The IMP Commercial

"Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" the boss gestures to the logo before two pictures appear beside him, "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

A demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey was giving a testimonial while Blitzø was holding a cardboard sign that read, "Some guy who hired us!!"

"After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body." Demon guy said