𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 | Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel

Western Energy

Stolas met up with Stella and her brother Andrealphus at Richest Cup: where the poor pour for you!.

"Stolas." Stella said

"Stella." Stolas said

"C*nt." Stella said

"Witch." Stolas said

"Aurgh!" Andrealphus sighed in annoyance

"FUCKISH. PRINCESS. SUCKER!" Stella shouts, making Stolas sigh looking at Andrealphus. "Why did you insist on meeting me here?" He asked.

Vi-Vi : Can't wait to see you tonight!

Andrealphus clears his throat to get their attention. "We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation." He said

"After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely you owe-." Stolas cuts him off with a huff.

"Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue." Stolas told him

The imp server looks out to see Bombproof is seen racing toward the glass window, "Up yours!" Stella said and flips Stolas off

"Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!" Andrealphus groaned

The window behind the three breaks, revealing Striker posing on a table. He twirls two angelic revolvers in his hands. He fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stolas' head. Stella grins evilly at Stolas as he dodges more bullets. He flies out toward the exit, but Striker wraps him in glowing white rope before he can escape.

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Blitzø was sitting in the middle and looking at a fearful Loona. Moxxie, Ezra, and Millie were in the back as Violet was driving the van. A piano ringtone goes off on the imp's phone.

"Blitzo, can you get that for me?" Violet asked

"Oh, shit." Blitzø answers the call and puts it on speaker, "Stolas! It's really not a good time, buddy. Violet's driving the van."

"I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzø, but umm...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment."

"Pffttt...lucky bitch." Blitzo said

"Um, well no, rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours."

"Ohh, which one?" Blitzo asked

"How many cowboy friends do you know?" Moxxie asked. "What does he look like, your highness?"

Stolas glances up at Striker's grinning face as he rides his horse, "Umm...sexy?" Stolas said

"That's Striker, sir!" Moxxie said

"Seriously, you got that from sexy." Ezra asked

"Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?" Blitzo asked

"I believe he has me bound with blessed rope, which limits our ability to free myself, I'm afraid. So, I think you should come save me."

"I'll be there as fast as I can, honey. I have to drop off Loona and Blitzo, just try to stay calm, okay." Violet said

"We're literally on our way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies S.H.O.T.'' Blitzø glances nervously at a frightened Loona, "It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five for me to get this one. And she's been doing a lot of field work so, you know, she needs it."