𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 | Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel

Mission: Weeaboo-Boo

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Target: Emberlynn Pinkle

Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA

Description: Gothy 20 something

Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.

Ezra is on Earth, hiding in some bushes as he is talking to Violet on his phone.

"Mooooom, I'm fine. This is my first solo mission. I'm pretty sure I can handle this. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it-- Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye mom." Ezra says and sneaks over to the house. He peeks through the window to see the parents of the target watching TV in the living room, "Perfect." He climbs up a tree and spots the target in her bedroom watching something on her computer.

"Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O." Ezra said as he was climbing across the tree branch, "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn!" Ezra is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, knocking him down, "Ow, what the FUCK?!" He throws his knife at Emberlyn's bear, catching her off-guard.

"Ahhh!" the woman, Emberlynn, screams as she falls off her chair, "Oh!" she looks Ezra up and down in a lovestruck way, "Oooh."

Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust

"Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again." Mr Pinkle said

"Why won't she leave?!" Mrs Pinkle yelled

"Oh my god!" Emberlynn gasps and looks at Ezra in awe, "What...are you?"

"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!" Ezra charges, but gets knocked down by the forcefield again, "Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!"

"It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from- wait are you a demon? Like... a real demon?" Emberlyn asked

"Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-"

"A demon? Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to be part of your demonic harem, "blushes"." Emberlyn asked

"Huh. First of all, I'm gay and taken. Second, why would you think I would do something like that?" Ezra looks at all the monster lover merchandise in her room, "Ohhhh, you're one of those."

"So what's your name?" Emberlynn asked

"Uhhh. Ezra." Ezra said

"What are you gonna do to me, Ezzy-kun?" Emberlynn asked

"Uh. Apparently nothing while you're wearing that." Ezra said

"I don't feel like myself. Are- are you... putting some sort of- nasty spell over me?" Emberlynn asked

"What? No, I'm literally just standing here, lady." Ezra said

Emberlynn gets on her knees, "If you say so, master. I mean..." she flips her hair, "daddy. But when you look into my eyes, it's like I have no control over my..." she crawls over to him before getting up, seemingly leaning in to kiss him before slapping him across the face, "No!"

"Hey!" Ezra yelled and rubbed his cheek.

"You demonic brute! I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!" Emberlynn said

"Oh, thank fucking Satan." Ezra said

Emberlynn blinks in excitement, "Satan? Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice?" Ezra looks at her in disgust before the woman gasps, rushing to her computer as she starts rapidly typing her fanfiction, "But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife! Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!"

"Ew. Lady look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well." Ezra said

"You want to kill... meee?" Emberlynn asked

"Oh yeah. Even more now." Ezra said

"Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!"

"Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife?" Ezra asks with a bored expression.

"Yes master!" Emberlynn gasps before speaking dramatically, "No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul...but I'm destined for this!"

"Bitch, can we hurry this up?" Ezra asked

"OHHHHH YESSS!" Emberlynn uses Ezra's knife to cut off the necklace, which dramatically flies through the air and out the open window.

"Thanks." Ezra said

"Make it quick, my demon prince!" Emberlynn hands him the knife and leans back.

"Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck." Ezra said

"I will see you...on the other side...my- Ezzy-kun." Emberlynn lolls her head, now dead.

"Stab. Stab, stab." Ezra stabs her a couple more times and shudders as he takes out his phone.

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Blitzø paces in his office as Ezra was sitting on the couch, scarred as Lucas rubbed his arm, "Hey, yeah, it's done. So, you can go ahead and wire me that money now.

"And I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again." Ezra said

Suddenly, a familiar voice was heard outside the office window, Ezra peaks out with a disturbed and uncomfortable expression as Emberlynn, now a sinner, was proclaiming, "I'm here, Ezzy-kuuun!! I saw your billboard! I'm here for you, my love! I'll be by your side forever! EZZY-KUUUN!!!!"

Ezra slowly moves down from the window, not only creeped out on how she found him, but also, still obsessed about him.

"Want me to kill her for you babe?" Lucas asked

"Yes, please!" Ezra said shaking and disturbed