IMP File:
Target: Gerardo Velazquez
Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico
Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila
Info: I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making a hand motion that makes me think the target must be a real freak
Blitzo, Violet, Millie and Moxxie arrive in Mexico at night
"Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us to long to-." A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down, "What the f-."
Soon the groups are surrounded by goats.
"What the fuck are these things?!" Blitzo asked
"I want to say these are earth goats, sir." Moxxie said
"I don't care how great they are—"
"Not that kind of goat you idiot!" Violet said
"I don't care! they are in. My. Way!" Blitzo picks up goats and kicks them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house.
This alerts the man inside the house, who goes outside to see, "Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?!) Que carajo!? (What the Hell?!)" Gerardo sees the Imps killing his goats.
"Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!" Moxxie said
"El Chupacabras!" Gerardo yelled
Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them. Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume.
"Shit! Scatter!" Violet yelled
Gerardo fires at them, as I.M.P. escape. Millie has a goat right in her mouth, while Moxxie is looking a little worse for wear. Blitzo jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, while the goat struggles to move due to Blitzo trying to ride it like a horse.
"Run, you stretched asshole!" Blitzo yelled
The goat collapses under Blitzo's weight, "Dammit!" Blitzo yelled and he gets hit by a thrown sandal, "Augh!"
"Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza- (You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-) la Chupacabra de mierda esta... (piece of shit Chupacabra...)" Mrs Velazquez takes off her other sandal and hurls it in Blitzo's direction, hitting him square in the head with it.
"Ay caramba, he brought the big guns." Violet said
"Come on gang, we lost the element of surprise, let's just get 'em tomorrow." Blitzo said
Violet opens the portal with the Asmodean Crystal.
"You got it, sir." Moxxie said swaying in place because of the beating he took, "Wooooah- let's go, Millie!"
Millie and Moxxie go through the portal, with Millie pulling Moxxie through.
Violet tries to run away but trips over another goat, "You've got to be fucking kidding me."
Blitzo fires his gun wildly, hitting a truck and causing the outhouse to blow up.
"WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!" Blitzo yelled and he makes it through the portal
Violet rides the blastwave of the explosion, but before she can get to the portal, she gets hit by a burning goat, knocking her out.
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"Augh!" When Violet wakes up, she finds herself locked in a cage and dressed up in a chupacabra suit
"What the... efff?" Violet yelled
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𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 | Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel
ActionViolet Morningstar is the older sister of Charlie Morningstar and is the eldest daughter of Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar. While her sister opens up a hotel, Violet works with her best friend Blitzo, receptionist Loona, and their co-workers Moxxie...
