𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 | Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel

Apology Tour

Stolas lays down in a lounge chair beside a tea table under a royal tent in his garden, reading a book with a cup of wine on a table next to him. He sighs happily when he sees Violet and the twins coming towards him, "Ah there's my beautiful lover and our babies!"

Stolas sets his book down and picks up Nova and rubs her belly causing her to laugh.

"Hello my beautiful prince!" Violet kisses him briefly before their moment was interrupted

"Heeeello, hello, hello, newlyweds-AH!" Blitzø falls into the bushes, climbing out

Violet takes notice, but scowls at Blitzo for the harsh and heartbreaking words he said to Angel. Blitzo falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his foot as he walks up to talk, "You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So, what gives?"

"I was hoping my lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now." Violet said as she continued on rocking her son

"Oh, come on, Violet. Angel and I just had a rough night. 'Sides, you always want to hear from me." Trying to get her attention, Blitzo uses his finger to move Orion's head out of the way so he and Violet would be eye to eye.

"What is it you want, Blitzo?" Violet asked as she sat her son down back in his stroller

"Look, I'm sorry, okay, please just talk to me." Blitzo said

Violet turns to her fiancé, "Stolas, could you please tell Blitzo that I don't want to talk to him right now." She said

Stolas puts Nova in her stroller and turns to Blitzo, "She doesn't want to talk to you, so how about you respect her wishes, okay?"

Blitzo ignores Stolas and Violet turns to talk away from Blitzo but he follows her, "Oh, come on, Violet. you can't mean that."

"Oh yes I do. Angel told me what you said to him last night and it really hurt him, Blitzo. And before I left him yesterday, you should know that someone gave him this invitation to an anti-Blitzo party- An honorary invite for being your freshest ex." As Violet puts down her son she picks up a folded envelope with the words "You're invited" on it.

""Anti-Blitzo party"? Who the fuck's behind this?!" Blitzo reaches for the invitation.

"Oh, it's entirely immature. I tried to tell him that he shouldn't indulge this nonsense, it's silly." Violet reassures.

"Real silly." Blitzo rips invitation out of Violet's hand, "Real fucking classy." Wanting to get to the bottom of this, Blitzo opens the invitation and is shocked to find who it's signed by, "Verosika?! Of course, that fucking bitch."

"I will say, it's rather concerning you have an entire party devoted to hating you though, Blitzo." Stolas said

"Oh please, everyone hates me for shitty reasons." Blitzø sits down at the table, "In the end, everyone's just bitter they couldn't tie this ass down." he smirks as he kicks his feet up on the table, "I'm too much imp to simp!"

"You really think that's the reason?" Violet asked, raising her eyebrow

"Yessir, they couldn't handle that I moved on." Blitzo said

Stolas walks up to the table, "Oh! So you're used to being the one who crushes others' feelings, hm?"

"If by "crushing hearts" you mean..." Blitzø slides a finger across his throat, "...end shit before it gets serious, then bingo. I'm doing everyone a favor because relationships are boooring." he spots the two lovers crossing their arms, "No offense to you two. You're both a great couple."