Regroup! (Naruto)

Spys & Games

The next night...

At the Uchiha's Mansion, the Akatsuki was in the living room. "Hey, we're here to do our stuff not to search for your mother's dildo." Pein said. Everyone looked at Kakuzu. "Fine I won't steal your mother's dildo.. I mean.. uh.. money." Kakuzu said. "First of all why use a dildo when she got the real thing. Which means I do not own one nor my mother." Itachi said. "First we gotta make a trolling account and add Naruto and tell him to add the account to the chat. Then dont type in the chat." Pein stated. "Itachi your brother better don't have any old bags as friends." Sasori said.

"Oh I forgot to log on Skype." Naruto said. "You know.. we should all video call the group chat now. The others are gonna be online." Sakura said. "Hn." Sasuke replied. Hinata called the group chat and they saw Shikamaru, Temari, Lee, Kiba, Shino and Chouji. "Let's play a game. I call Truth or Dare!" Ino shouted. "Ino your stale. Lets play Naughty Dare." Naruto said. "Hold on. Someone added me on Skype. She says to add her in the chat." "Add her. Let's see who it is." Hinata said. 

Naruto added dana.sbarrett to the chat

"Hello? You there Dana? Wow that name is so old fashioned." Naruto said. "Dickless, we are waiting to start." Sai said.

dana.sbarrett has joined the call.

"Hey you. Put on your camera." Naruto said. "And thats why you dont go adding strangers to the call." Ino said. "The plan of this game, you make any fucking noise your out." Naruto said. "But what if it hurt?" Ino asked. "Bitch you want fucking Itachi and the others to hear? They're doing a private meeting shit and you about asking hurt are you fucking crazy?" Naruto asked. "Uhh." Ino replied.

Rock Lee: who is dana.sbarrett

Chouji: i wonder what will happend if i sit on my laptop then use expansion jutsu

Rock Lee: your laptop will mash up

Chouji: in that case

Chouji sat on his laptop and broke it. "What the? The screen closed down and turned black." Naruto said.

Chouji has left the call.

Shikamaru: what a drag. Temari meet me at my house.

Temari: ok

Shikamaru has left the call.

Temari has left the call.

Shino: just start already

"Yes the good part." Hidan said. "Wait did you heard that?" Lee said. "Kiba mute your mic I don't want to hear you." Lee said. "It wasn't me I swear." Kiba said. "Dude I'm out." 

Kiba has left the call.

"Okay then. Sai lets start with you." Naruto said. "Okay dickless. I dear you to prove to me that your not dickless. Which is never." Sai said. "Sai your such a pervert!" Sakura shouted. "Fine." Naruto pulled down his pants then pulled it back up. "Looks like you do got some balls after all." Sai said.

Kakashi: damn i missed everyone of it

Kakashi: i mean hey Sasuke im at your doorstep theifing wifi

Sasuke: what the....

Kakashi: dont worry, im here to visit Itachi