Regroup! (Naruto)

Unnecessary

About Thirty Minutes Later...

"Hinata, we're back!" Naruto shouted as Sai and himself entered his house. As they walked into his room, they saw an angry Ino and a sick Hinata. "I brought your stuff." "You dumbass! Why did you bring cotton?!" Ino shouted. "This isn't cotton. It's pads and tampons." Naruto said. "Your so stupid, and yet Sai didn't corrected you?" She asked. "Well you see Ino, I found this glow in the dark dildo that I need to observe when you use it." Sai said. "Don't worry Hinata, I'll stop by and bring when I got time. Right now I've gotta find out what's happening to Sakura." She said.

"Hehe, about that. It sounded to me that she's having a pretty hard time with that hang over." Naruto said. "You idiot! You made her drink that much! Come on Sai, we're leaving." Ino said. "Right." He replied and left.

Sixteen Minutes Later On The Way To Sasuke's Place...

"Ino do you hear moaning?" Sai asked. "Yeah, it sounds like Anko." She answered. "Judging from the direction it's coming from. It sounds like it's in Sasuke's place." Sai said. Ino knocked on the door seven times but no answer. Sai opened the door and walked into the living room with Ino. "What is the god's name is that?!" Ino shouted. "Why are you kids doing here?" Hidan asked. Deidara and Tobi walked in. "Hidan turn donw that shit!" Deidara shouted. "This is amazing. The size of Kakashi's penis. I've gotta watch this." Sai said excited. Sai sat with Hidan, Pein and Konan.

"Anyway, where is Sakura?" Ino asked. "Oh, Itachi's kid brother's girlfriend. Check in his room." Deidara said. Sasori stopped the loud music Itachi and himself were listening to to hear loud moaning. "Hidan, I told you to turn that down." Itachi said. "Yeah yeah." Hidan turned down the porn. "I'd guess I have to go then. Wait, why is Iruka messaging your Skype? It seems to me that he is hacked by Karin because she is the only person who types like that." Ino said then walked off. "That whore." Sasori said.

Ino opened a door. "Sakura? Sasuke?" She called. "Oh so your here to relieve me. I have some business to take care of so you will take my place here." Sasuke said. "You can't just leave like that." She said. Sasuke walked out the room and closed the door. "Ino? What are you doing here? What's going on?" Sakura asked. "Well you see,um... I'll tell the story." Ino said.

Meanwhile....

"No doubt about it. That's Karin." Itachi said. "Heh, how does she even know my username?" Sasori asked.

Iruka: hey whats up?

"Just move along with it. Just don't answer her video calls." Itachi warned. "Fine." Sasori mumbled.

Sasori: nothing

Iruka: I hope you dont mind randomly chatting for a bit.. i found your name on the skype search lol.... what kind of girls do you like?

Sasori: girls that are not fake like you

Iruka: the only thing fake here is you!

Iruka: i think you would like me.. im really cute but i can be a little naughty sometimes

Sasori: no

Iruka: do you have any pics? im trying to send you one but this computer is being wierd

Sasori: nope

Iruka: well im about to call, tell me if i look cute

Iruka: did you leave me?

Iruka: where are you?

Iruka is calling...

Sasori answered the call. "Why did you?! And yet the camera is on?" Itachi said. "Let's just get this over with." Sasori said.