Unfinished Gems

Soul Brothers - 14

By the time Momo finally caught her new captain, he had stopped teasing her.

It would take a few months before she realized he only did it out of concern. That realization, however, did not stop what she did to him in revenge.

"Come on! Do I really have to wear this?" he whined.

"Consider this payback for telling everyone in our squad that it was a free-for-all concerning pranks," Momo said tartly.

Once Momo had caught her new captain, she had paralyzed him, and then had several of her fellow female soul reapers dress him in a French maid outfit.

Yoru only let her catch him because he had slapped her in her inner world.

"Just so you know, this is your only freebie!" he grumbled.

Yoru was forced to spend the entire day in the French maid outfit. He didn't even bother trying to hide the fact from the soul society.

Which was why several people who were either brave or stupid took pictures of the event.

They were later pranked to an inch of their life and the photos were burned.

On the plus side, his paperwork was cut down considerably with Momo helping him. Even if she did have a problem with him.

~

"So let me get this straight. You let your lieutenant put you in a French maid outfit?" said Sirius.

"I deliberately slapped her in her own inner world. She had a freebie."

"Fair enough."

"So what happened afterward?"

"Well the prank war has finally gone down to the point that the other squads quit avoiding us. Apparently my squad is just as terrified of a pissed off Momo as I am. It's a very good thing that I don't have to rely on Unohana to heal me when Momo first caught me."

"Why?"

"She threw one hell of a right hook!"

Sirius let out a bark of laughter. His lieutenant sounded like a real fireball.

"After I let her beat the living crap out of me, and then a prank, she finally got back to normal. Though she still gives me dirty looks when she thinks I'm not looking."

"Did you tell her that her friend was the reason you were even there?"

"Not unless she really gives me a reason to. I really don't want Toshiro to get hit by some of her pranks."

Sirius laughed, and the two just talked about the pranks Yoru played on a weekly basis.

~

"So your squad got picked to take this Ouin thing?" asked Yoru.

"Unfortunately. And every time they move the stupid thing, they always make a big deal out of it," complained Rangiku.

"Is it true that our number came out, but they chose Squad Ten instead?" asked Momo.

"Something about not letting us get any ideas, since I'm so new and all," shrugged Yoru.

Toshiro, who heard the comment, snorted.

"Like you don't have enough on your plate being a captain. Cleatrly they have never met you."

Yoru shrugged.

"Just don't get killed out there. Who knows what that idiot's stunt may have stirred up."

Yoru, in order to prevent a tailspin from happening around Momo, had taken to calling Aizen an idiot when she was within earshot.