Unfinished Gems

Iron Maiden - 9

As strange as it was, it almost felt good to be back in England.

And then she remembered the crap she went through, and that good mood dampened.

"You sure your contacts will be here?" asked Clint, aka Hawkeye. The two of them had formed an unusual bond when she proved she could match him fairly well when it came to archery. Guns were so...boring.

Besides, she promised him free upgrades to his arrows and the almost guarantee he would beget to use his more messy ones without having to fill out the paperwork for it.

Natasha...well, the two of them had bonded over crappy childhoods and the fact that Jazz wouldn't say a thing if she castrated a few of the purebloods. Surprisingly the Black Widow was a witch, though not formally trained.

Seeing the Patronus, Jazz grinned.

"Hawkeye, meet Chaos and Discord," said Jazz.

Fred and George promptly tried to hug the stuffing out of her.

"Eris, where did you go?"

"Long story short, I still have living family in America, and that's all you're getting. Chaos, Discord, this is Hawkeye and Black Widow. We're here to put an end to the nonsense once and for all...with extreme prejudice."

Fred looked confused.

"What does that mean?"

"It means we get to blow shit up and not get yelled at for it later. Considering all the damage those idiots have been causing, the Queen and the Prime Minister are more than happy to look the other way if we just decide to blow the hell out of their bases for the sheer fun of it, so long as they're dealt with," clarified Clint helpfully. "That includes the Ministry itself, since they've pretty much screwed the pooch."

"I am going to have sooo much fun blowing that up, once we've cleared the area," said Jazz vindictively. "But not before exploiting the fact that those idiots never raised the rates for normal currency and gold exchange."

She was going to abuse the hell out of that particular system before they fixed it. And share the spoils with her two new friends. Best of all, since she knew for a fact that Gringotts burned the excess currency anyway because they had no way to exchange it, she had been authorized to use all the notes that were going to be disposed of anyway by the Queen to drain the magical economy dry in an effort to force them to convert to the normal currency.

Let it be said that the Queen and Prime Minister were quite pissed off with the magical idiots, and had no issue with forcing them into an economic depression.

"Chaos, Discord, I have a special assignment for you two."

"What's that Eris?"

"I want you upgrade Hawkeye's arrows so they can do all sorts of fun things, up to and including exploding when they impact. I know for a fact he's good enough to shoot a Death Eater in the ass," said Jazz cheerfully.

The two shared a look, then at the arrows Clint had on him with an evil grin.

"We can do that."

"Also, he needs an upgraded quiver. His current stock of arrows isn't nearly enough to cause enough havoc, destruction and widespread anarchy."

The twins gave a thumbs up.

"So do you want to head to the Order headquarters or the actual resistance? Just know they're not exactly happy with the fact you left, and Mum has been gearing up for one massive shouting match because of it."

"The actual resistance, because the Order can go to hell. They were useless before and the fact that there's a separate group in the fight tells me they haven't changed in the least," said Jaz bluntly.