Anyone but you // SAIKI K X READER

oh my god kusuke.

Y/N POV

"Kusuke, why are you looking at me like that.." I ask groggily, having woken up to Kuu's brightest smile. Most people would be delighted to see their best friend of 6 years grin like this, but he only does this when he knows I won't like what he's about to tell me.

He fidgets with his fingers before responding, "Y/N dear, please describe your exact feelings towards my dear little brother.."

"...I hate him... why do you ask, my dearest most favoritest Kuu..."

"Gross, stop talking to each other like that." An ear-grating voice makes its presence in the room known, sadly accompanied by every other aspect of the one and only Saiki Kusuo.

Ignoring him, I return to questioning Kusuke, "Why does it affect me if he's here? Just keep him away from me."

"Oh! Haha, that's the funny part!" He lets out a fake laugh, "I wasn't aware he'd be visiting so I wasn't able to book him any rooms, but yours has two beds.. so... can you please just let him stay? I'll make it up to you, of course!"

Making eye contact and sighing, I agree. I can tell he's lying and is using this as a chance to get at Kusuo for something or other, but I don't really mind that much. As long as Kusuo keeps to himself I probably won't want to rip my head off too much. Maybe.

"Great! It's only for the rest of the week, is that alright? I hope it is because I really have to get going to a lecture now, goodbyebye!" Kusuke shouts, running out the door and shutting it behind him.

"Goodbyebye?" Kusuo questions, "Who says that? Anyways, clean your stuff off the other bed."

I'm already getting a headache, "Kusuke says goodbyebye that's who, and fine give me like three minutes to wake up please?"

"Okay"

"Okay? Wow someone's feeling quiet today."

"Oh shut up will you? I haven't gotten enough sleep which is why I would really like if you cleaned the bed this century."

"Dude it has been, like, ten seconds! Calm your tits, I'm getting to it."

"Ten seconds too many, I could have cleaned this entire room by now you're just lazy."

"Hellooo???? You're not Superman, sorry to break it to you. You're right I am lazy! You're so impatient, lord."

"Can you just do it already? I don't care what you do afterwards I just want somewhere to sit."

"Can your poor princess feet not handle standing anymore? Poor thing, I'll get right to it!"

With that I get up and grab whatever items, mostly clothing, I had along the bed and packed them back into my suitcase, all the while Kusuo rolls his eyes. How can someone BE so aggregating?

"I'm gonna go take a shower, be a good boy and take a nap or something"

"I'm not a dog."

"Wow really? With a face like that I must have gotten confused."

"Oh you're one to talk."

"Is the puppy barking now? Cute, seeya." I joke before grabbing my clothes and getting in the restroom as fast as possible. He probably grumbled something about how I shouldn't call him that, but it's hard not to. Do I think Kusuo is physically attractive? Sure, I'd have to be blind not to admit that. It doesn't really mean anything though, because his personality is more than enough to make up for any positive qualities he might have.

After I take a quick shower and come back out, I find that Kusuo did, in fact, take a nap. On the floor. His fuckass made me clean the bed with so much urgency just to pass out on the ground. Whatever, I'll just put him in the damn bed.

Picking him up I find that he's surprisingly light. I mean, yes, he's heavy because he's a person, but not as heavy as I'd thought. This will be useful information for later if I need to pick him up to go somewhere against his will.

"Goodnight~" I say in my most sing-songy voice, not letting up on an opportunity to tease him when he wakes up.

"..Goodnight."